My stepmother gave me away to a freak show and made money off my embarrassment

I received a present on the day of my husband's funeral

I took our baby son out of my late wife's body and instantly hated him

I came to visit my own grave

I saw something horrible in my mom's bedroom

I'm sorry I gave birth to this ugly creature!

I'll be with your son until you leave your wife for me

I vomited right during the proposal

This enema will cleanse your conscience, darling

My late mother saved me from poverty

Pleasure me for your fiance!

A birthmark on my fiance's butt ruined my wedding

My husband spent our wedding night with his mistress

Mom, I'm sorry I got knocked up at 18!

People like you shouldn't reproduce!

My husband is cheating on me with a thin mannequin

My husband's lover found me

I found a baby in a box with kittens!

I was speechless when I saw my baby

Two friends are fighting over whose boyfriend's wallet is bigger

I'm gonna make a lot of money off you

My baby came back to me from Heaven

In my fiance's family, women don't have any rights!

My husband took our baby son and makes him live in filth!

I got myself a young face

I'm gonna take your life!

Your gift is only good enough to serve as a mop!

My husband is testing cosmetics on me!

Ew, you stink! You're disgusting!

I'm glad I've been kidnapped

I seduced my patient's husband while she was in labor

My date showed up with a horrible garlic breath

This is your husband's son!

My fiance was repulsed by my ugly side

Yes, I'm engaged, but I'm not marrying her for love...

I'm marrying an ugly wealthy chick!

I've forgotten who I am

Loneliness made me sleep with a mannequin

Go to the class reunion instead of me

My ex-boyfriend's ghost came to my wedding

Girls vomit after kissing me

Mopping the floor is all you'll ever be good for. Unless you go to bed with me!

The bride's belly is making strange noises

I've been kissed by a toothless monster!

I escaped from the hospital right during childbirth

Only a fool will put up with this!

You'll remember this gift for the rest of your life

My son was taken by his father's ghost!

My mother shaved my head for money

Old hag stole my beauty!

You're a dirty animal!

My fiance got my mom pregnant

No one in the psychiatric hospital believed that I was pregnant

My husband is cheating on me at men's clubs!

I punished my cheating husband using a laxative!

You saw my wife's private parts! You're fired!

My sister was born from my late mother's casket!

Be ready for a painful stab in the back from your husband!

I gave birth among the homeless

My husband's lover showed up at my house