Wildest Drunk Stories: From Contact Lenses to Nudity

Happy New Year! Welcome to 2026!

Sometimes you really do forget… - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

This might’ve gone too far…

Sometimes friends grow apart. And that’s ok!

Understanding?? - What’s an insult that wasn’t clever but lives in your brain rent free?

Muscle memory or lack of sleep? - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Baldy talks about his favorite music releases of 2025!

How tf did I get up here?! - What’s the most diabolical thing you’ve done while drunk?

How did the dog get out here?! - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Why is my family trying to kill my dreams?!

Oops… a Freudian slip… - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve even been caught doing?

Sometimes, it's not enough… - What’s an insult that wasn’t clever but lives in your brain rent free?

Why did you put your car there?! - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Well… I got home, didn’t I? - What’s the most diabolical thing you’ve done while drunk?

Baldy has a cereal review of Apple Pie Toast Crunch!

Wifey said: “BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!”

Should kids be forced to initiate and maintain contact with non-custodial parents?

REPOST – Love that di*kin from Popeyes!

It doesn’t make any sense… - What’s an insult that wasn’t clever but lives in your brain rent free?

I always feel like somebody’s watching ME! - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Big Mama got it, baby! - What’s the most diabolical thing you’ve done while drunk?

Wait. The DARE Program was an MLM scheme?!

Mr. Earl was about to be taken out of here!

That might be too much vibration… - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve been caught doing?

I think that’s a medical condition… - What’s the most unhinged roast your teen has thrown your way?

A broken clock may be right twice a day, but a grift will ALWAYS be a grift.

SHOT CLOCK, no Ella Mai! - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Well, that was a strong breeze… - What’s the most diabolical thing you’ve done while drunk?

Creeplife is creeplife, no matter the gender.

This doesn’t sound too bad… - What’s the most unhinged roast your teen has thrown your way?

OH NO! MY WIG! - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve even been caught doing?

Bryon has bananas, and we’re all confused!

Is everyone a Similac baby?!

Where are my favorite socks?! - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Time for Local on the 8’s! - What’s the most unhinged roast your teen has thrown your way?

Getting older has its share of life lessons

Socks in the oven? Huh? - What’s the weirdest ADHD thing you’ve ever done?

Am I wrong for not attending my sister’s memorial service?

From the mouth of babes… - What’s the most unhinged roast your teen has thrown your way?

Integrity is important! - What’s one red flag you ignored in your 20s that you can’t ignore now?

Where are all these dogs coming from?? - Fill my cup with the family tea!

Baldy says that Brandy is the vocal bible. A fight almost breaks out!

We wonder what Kamala and the Obamas thought when the news broke…

My wife stole her wedding gown from the designer, and now… ANNULMENT!

Chitterlings for the holidays: yay or nay?

For us Baltimore/Maryland folks, Sauerkraut is a traditional holiday side dish!

Doing the right thing is good, or is it? - Fill my cup with the family tea!

College is a learning experience that everyone approaches differently!

Merry Christmas y’all!

REPOST – NONE OF THEM?? – What’s the worst family secret you ever found out?

He’s about to find out that his mother works the world’s oldest profession…

I thought I was late for work. - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve even been caught doing?

Preparing these kids for the real world is a task.

This family lore is THICK - Fill my cup with the family tea!

Who loves Summer Walker’s new album?

Most millennials aren’t in denial. Right?

Me? Mysterious? I don’t see it…

This story is bad on so many levels…

Listen, @YuvalTheTerrible reminds us all to be cautious about what you post online.