Das Advert

They were only fooling each other: BBC TWO closedown, 10th March 1990

Sauteed Frangible Exterior: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 1991

A Hebdomadary Advert

What Comes Naturally: ITV (Yorkshire) adverts, 1991

Who Could Ever Forget This One? ITV (Yorkshire) late night adverts, 1991

An ovular advert

Regular Night-Time Super: Yorkshire Night Time adverts 1991

"A Very Small Casserole." BBC2 junction, 21st January 1994

A Spiny Advert

Cures Slipping Slates: Channel Four continuity, newsflash and adverts, February 10th 1990

"Like Natives." Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

A Draconic Advert

"Call her when you get there." Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

Approved by the Cornish: Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

A Stardust Advert

The cow said "it's cheese": Channel 4 (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

And that's how decay can start: Channel Four (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

An Olympian Advert

Very, Very Soft: Channel Four (TSW) adverts, 10th February 1990

"In the mildest language, I adore you." BBC TWO Junction, 10th January 1991

Isikhangiso

You'd Never Have Guessed: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 30th December 1989

Something Beginning With F: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 30th December 1989

Christmas Wrapping Is Not Here

"1997: It's Here!" BBC2 continuity, New Year's Eve 1996

A Favourite Duo: BBC1 Junction, Boxing Day 1991

Such a Special Christmas Gift: ITV adverts, New Year's Eve 1989

"Tchaikovsky." Various Christmas cinema ads and titles, late seventies to mid eighties

Bond Love: Border Television junction, December 27th 1996

A Frosty Advert

Lies and Recriminations: BBC1 Junction, Christmas Day 1992

Oh, Babycham! Channel Four (Granada) adverts, 17th December 1986

Go On Chewing: Channel Four (Granada) Continuity and Adverts, 17th December 1986

For Men to Remember and Women to Love: Channel Four (Granada) adverts. 17th December 1986

I'm Sorry, Laura: Channel Four (Granada) adverts, 17th December 1986

A Masculine Fragrance that's Very British: Channel 4 (Granada) adverts, 17th December 1986

With Soaps and Talcs: Channel 4 (Granada) adverts and continuity, 17th December 1986

"And Joy to the World." BBC2 continuity and closedown, 27th December 1989

Elegance is the Game: ITV (Thames) adverts, 28th December 1992

Keep your Baby Amused: ITV (Thames) adverts, 28th December 1992

Free Computerised Planning Service: ITV (Scottish) continuity and adverts, 9th December 1995

Completely Original Lager: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 24th December 1989

Another Kind of Persil: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 24th December 1989

Nouveau Beige: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, 28th December 1989

The Heady Wine of Freedom: BBC2 (Scotland) Junction, 1st December 1993

Knocking Grease on the Head: Channel 4 (Scottish) adverts, 22nd December 1989

That's Not a Yak: Channel 4 (Scottish) adverts, 22nd December 1989

La Ligne Rouge

Flouncing.

You Should Know About Preston: Channel Four (Granada) adverts, 9th February 1986

An Automatic Advert

Put Cows in It: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 29th August 1985

Ulaanbaatar, perhaps? ITV (Grampian) adverts, 29th August 1985

A Fruity Advert

The Finest Romanesque Building in the World: BBC2 junction, 3rd October 1985

"Schnell?" ITV (Border) junction, 5th July 1988

An Embalmed Advert

Latest and Greatest Stories: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, January 3rd 1986

The Tartan Pimpernel: Channel Four (Scottish) adverts, January 3rd 1986