I'm an expatriated Texan best known for saying things in the late hours like, "NO GUY CALLERS! WOMEN ONLY!" , "Can you turn your Tee Vee down, please?" and generally slapping dicks for being... well, for being dicks.

I left Austin for Portland, OR in 2002 and through a few events, ultimately ended in north Whatcom County in Washington state just a few kilometers from British Columbia. I spend my days talking to my collection of yard bunnies (who secretly want hugs).

And while I have little to no interest in being in front of a camera anymore, i'm not entirely opposed to the idea but i'm not seeking it out either.

In the meantime, content yourself as i continue to convert my dusty cache of VHS and mini-DV tapes along with some insights and commentary from days somewhat preserved but largely forgotten.