1 and 1 make eleven. 1 + 1 = 11. This is self-evident, and obvious to the truthful eye. To the ear, one and one make a sound with three syllables which is pronounced like 'WON-and-won'.


Mention a two, and I'm gonna get pissed. Because there ain't no two in the truth my eyes and my ears reveal to me.


When I am not pioneering a new mathematic -- no wonder yous fools wasn't makin' any money...-- I generally serve as the stunt double for some dude who never pays me well enough to do all the hard work... ;-)


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