When God explains his plan to Jesus

The annual meeting of people who design automated phone systems

When the make-a-wish kid wishes to work for the suicide hotline

God explaining the Trinity to Jesus

When only ChatGPT can save your life

When can you say the N word (as a white person) 101

When it's your first day in the military but you're bad with directions

Companies having to decide when to take down their BLM stuff

When you get robbed while buying home insurance

When you try to get laid before they sacrifice a virgin

White Jeans - The commercial

When one Siamese twin is a feminist and the other is a terrorist

When you're a magician in the time of Jesus

When Washington and Lincoln have jury duty (in 2025)

When the officiant objects at the wedding

When the hitman is in a Saw trap

When you're about to have your first 3-some but then Jesus returns

Feminists vs Amelia Earhart

When you have to prove you're not a witch (this story actually happened)

When the pope dies

If sex change surgery profits went straight to the church

When you time travel to the stone age and you're still completely useless

When you have no patience

When it's your first day as a hacker but you lied on your resume

When the Nigerian prince turns out to be real

When the hostage is depressed

When you have to kill someone in prison

If the afterlife had a customer service line

Art makes no sense

When you get a visit from your future self

When immigration authorities raid the local elementary school

The day gendered language was invented

The world according to Candace Owens

When you have to watch one of those sad commercials

When the government wants to ban TikTok

The Devil (and God) in 2024

When you try to get your security deposit back

When you have to keep a secret while in prison

When Washington and Lincoln get taken hostage (in 2024)

The guy who invented the sport of curling (I assume)

When unidentified drones enter U.S. airspace

If brands acted like politicians

When one of the Siamese twins questions his sexuality

When it's your first day as an identity thief

When you get recruited to join a terrorist group

When you ask God what your purpose is but he responds

When your roommate shoots a CEO

If the dark web had a customer service line

When the Siamese twins are opposite political parties

I hate third-party sites so much (based on a true story)

When you meet a hot chick but she's in your family tree but she's pretty far away

When you're trying to get laid but you're a Siamese twin

When it's Noah's flood but the only place open is Joel Osteen's megachurch

When you have to join a gang

When it's your first day in prison

If gay wedding payments went straight to the church

When Hunter Biden wants a presidential pardon

When Rosa Parks is sitting in your seat

If abortion payments went straight to the church

Every DJ (or Justin Timberlake) who does this deserves the death penalty