unfunrecords
When things around me are most stupid, I bust out a camcorder. Does this embrace of media lead to meaningful time encapsulation? When is a cracking a jaw better than freaking a hoe? Don't have kids Middle America. Don't eat corn. Brisket is good in Texas, & for the record, people are fat cuz restaurants make icecream shakes w/ entire slices of cheesecake. I hate hearing failure so i'm a silent as a mexican stealing my import rims. When life beats you down, beat off! Try to steal my XBOX 360 & i laugh. Try to get me to accept an apology a min. later & get fistinureye. Why does the Motorola Q have no vibrate function? Even a wiimote vibrates. Or, does it? Can motorcycles that shift themselves? When its 2069, people will say, !69! fuck that will get annoying, & u will be old, so waste your life watching media, and pay for it with ur loss of individuality & a jar of adderall.
