I fucking hate Caillou.
I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Caillou is a piece of shit. A damn bald bitchboy got picked over actual children in the sperm race and he’s supposed to be a role model? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Caillou is already parked there in his stupid little fucking sedan. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn baldy to hell with me. Caillou has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable kid in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking bitch gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the sisterfucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and