StarLink Gen2 Unboxing

Work, work, work...

DE Office Games 2014 (Promo)

Affirmation of Love Ceremony

The Elephants Child

Humans need fantasy -- to be human.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Tink Happy THawTs!

Maybe he only speaks whale?

If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

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Mister Pump, go to Hobson's livery.

And I thought your name was ridiculous.

Now that we've been appropriately human to one another, what was it that you wanted?

Hands where I can see them!

I'm just a con-man!

Spoon

Good morning, sir! I am Trooper, and I will be your executioner for today.

Listen, here's what I think.

The New Testament in 100 words or less.

Why are you so fascinated by him?

William Shatner vs. the TSA

Have I gone mad?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

A government is a body of people: usually, notably, ungoverned.

And you want to experience that? ... So do I.

I've seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

You and I, we're the same. We have personality!

You know that road. You know exactly where it ends -- and I know that's not where you want to be.

Would you mind closing the door for me? Yeah, from the other side. That's it. Thanks!

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Sucks to be you!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

Not the fluffy bunnies, no!

Shoot 'em. Politely.

That's a wonderful choice!

Oh, darn.

Let's not be excludin' people. That'd be rude.

You think you're better than other people!

Aren't I supposed to be a man now? A man is just a boy who is old enough to ask that question.

You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.

What you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

By definition, anybody who disagrees is stupid and ugly.

Too Much Hair.

Meet the meat!

You think that's air you're breathing now?

Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

We got country AND western!

Riding the dog like it's a small horse is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

People, not me.

You see us fight? No. Trap!

I got man-parts!

Yeah, but she's our witch.

Also? I can kill you with my brain.

That hat, he's not afraid of anything.

Take me, sir; take me hard.

One kind sumbitch or 'nother.

I aim to misbehave.