Kids Will Think Greta Gerwig's Take on Narnia is Old People Cringe

Fireside Fairy Tale: Cap O' Rushes, the English Cinderella Who Gets A Job

Greta Gerwig's Take on The Magician's Nephew Makes Me Want to See Godzilla Minus Zero Instead

John Cleese Has Been Reported to the Ministry of Love

Coyote Vs. Acme: Bring Back Hilarious Cartoon Violence!

Greta Gerwig's Narnia Casting Deleted the English Working Class

Don't Read Orwell's 1984. Current British News Tells the Same Story.

Greta Gerwig is DEFINITELY Not Right For Narnia

Taylor Swift's "Love Story" SAVED Romeo and Juliet!

We Should Tell the Sad Stories of September 11 to Our Children

Tim Curry Perfectly Brought Long John Silver to Life in Muppet Treasure Island

Muppet Treasure Island at 30: Tim Curry is Golden as Silver (with Tom The Tale Teller)

Dolly Parton, Thank You For Giving Stories to Millions of Children!

DC's Lanterns is Sad and Drab and Full of Badly Written Characters

The Paw Patrol Dino Movie Is Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

The Cowherd and The Weaver, Star-Crossed Lovers with A Bittersweet Ending

Top 10 Shakespeare Moments in Star Trek Ranked! TELL ME WHY I'M WRONG!

Great Dinosaur Mistakes Is for EVERY Kid (and Grownup) Who Loves Dinosaurs!!!

Odysseus Versus Polyphemus (Odyssey Book 9 with Commentary)

Cure the Summertime Blues with These Books!

Emily Wilson HATES Christopher Nolan's Odyssey

I Loved and Hated Christopher Nolan's Odyssey

I Read Emily Wilson's Odyssey And It Was Kinda Boring

The Death of Robin Hood Is a Spiteful Mess

The Bill of Rights is Why We're Americans!

Supergirl's Mom Is DISAPPOINTED In Her (spoilerish and sarcastic)

I Got Sidetracked and Started Ranking British Biscuits for Teatime

George Orwell and Douglas Adams Know How to Make Tea PROPERLY!

Book Drama: Ladybird Books Does Pridewashing and Janet and John are Triggering

Did Masters of the Universe Give Fans What They Wanted?

The Poem in 10 Things I Hate About You Is an A+ Translation of Shakespeare's Sonnet 141!

Why Do Story Changes Annoy Us So Much?

An Obsessively Deep Dive Into the Odyssey Trailer (SPOILERS GALORE)

Orwell's Animal Farm, Joseph Stalin, and . . . Keir Starmer? (with Miguel Lopez)

Animal Farm Was So Bad I Needed An Emotional Support Sandwich To Review It

HE-MAN IS (not) TOXIC! [featurette reaction]

St. George and the Dragon (Starring Princess Taylor Swift)

Tom Marvolo Riddle CAN'T Be Lady Voldemort

The Moment It Is TOO LATE for Animal Farm to Escape Totalitarianism (Book Club Clip)

Netflix Little House on the Prairie . . . Might Not be Awful???

Fireside Tale: NASA is Rewriting the Myth of Artemis and Orion!

I Watched the Animal Farm Trailer and it Broke Me (and my computer)

Super Mario Galaxy: It's Awesome Unless You Hate Fun (and the popcorn bucket is PRIME!!!)

Book Drama: New Harry Potter Trailer and COLBERT is writing Lord of the Rings??

Star Trek Academy Was A Masterclass in How NOT To Write for Teens

The Characters in Animal Farm Are Each of Us!

THE BRIDE! Is a Sad Attempt to Turn Mary Shelley into Quentin Tarantino

EVERY Literary Reference in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cataloged FOR SCIENCE!

Pinocchio Unstrung Trailer Reaction

Naughty Old Nursery Rhymes

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country is a Shakespeare Play!

Star Trek VI: "To Be or Not To Be" in the Original Klingon

The Shakespearean Costumes of Star Trek VI

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country ENDED the Cold War!

Fireside Fairy Tale: Vaselesa The Beautiful (The Russian Cinderella!)

"Wuthering Heights" is a Smutty Bizarro Sequel to the Barbie Movie

Let's Play Hunger Games or Grammys! Tell Me Your Score!

I Hate Wuthering Heights.

A Troll Got Gross with My Kid. I'm Going to Protect Her.

An Obsessive Deep Dive into the Masters of the Universe Trailer