A chimp - You’re in its natural habitat and managed to piss it off. Fortunately, you have a 12-inch machete you can use to defend yourself. The enraged chimp can take it away if you give it a chance.
Three wolves - Four wolves approach you, and they’re hungry. Despite the advantage they have, you have a pistol that contains five bullets.
A hippo - The mother saw you playing with its young near a waterhole, and now it wants your head. Somehow you have five gallons of acid in a container you can spray on the behemoth. The acid reacts slowly to its skin and won’t melt anything off instantly. And, yes, you do have enough strength to run/carry the enormous container on your back while you fight.
A honey badger - A honey badger thought you took its food and attacks you. Fortunately, your trusty Rottweiler is by your side, and you have a large stick in your hand to bludgeon the weasel.
An anaconda - As you walk through a swamp, you notice a thirty-foot anaconda slowly slithering towards you. A jaguar somehow wants to fight with you but will leave after thirty seconds. You also possess a small vial of alcohol to fend yourself off. If you can somehow make the Anaconda back off, you have two minutes to run half a mile to civilization before it comes back to kill you.
Cassowary - You made this big bird angry, and it’s charging at you at full speed. You have a riot shield and a small hammer to fend yourself off.
ALL OF THE ANIMALS WILL COME AFTER YOU IF YOU TRY TO RUN. YOU’LL EITHER NEED TO KILL IT, OR BE KILLED.
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Which Situation Would You Rather Take?
A chimp - You’re in its natural habitat and managed to piss it off. Fortunately, you have a 12-inch machete you can use to defend yourself. The enraged chimp can take it away if you give it a chance.
Three wolves - Four wolves approach you, and they’re hungry. Despite the advantage they have, you have a pistol that contains five bullets.
A hippo - The mother saw you playing with its young near a waterhole, and now it wants your head. Somehow you have five gallons of acid in a container you can spray on the behemoth. The acid reacts slowly to its skin and won’t melt anything off instantly. And, yes, you do have enough strength to run/carry the enormous container on your back while you fight.
A honey badger - A honey badger thought you took its food and attacks you. Fortunately, your trusty Rottweiler is by your side, and you have a large stick in your hand to bludgeon the weasel.
An anaconda - As you walk through a swamp, you notice a thirty-foot anaconda slowly slithering towards you. A jaguar somehow wants to fight with you but will leave after thirty seconds. You also possess a small vial of alcohol to fend yourself off. If you can somehow make the Anaconda back off, you have two minutes to run half a mile to civilization before it comes back to kill you.
Cassowary - You made this big bird angry, and it’s charging at you at full speed. You have a riot shield and a small hammer to fend yourself off.
ALL OF THE ANIMALS WILL COME AFTER YOU IF YOU TRY TO RUN. YOU’LL EITHER NEED TO KILL IT, OR BE KILLED.
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