I don’t think anyone knows how dangerous a honey badger actually is
4 years ago | 31
I’ve played red dead enough to know that wolves can shrug off bullets but I’ve also seen dogs protect their owners in real life so I think Honey Badger has the best chance of survival
4 years ago | 4
I dunno man, I think ill take my chances with a riot shield
4 years ago | 60
Wolves. Easy enough to deal with I think- stand dead still, fire a shot in the air, if that doesn't make them flee, they circle motionless prey slowly, which would make for an easy shot.
4 years ago | 16
Idk about yall, but I'd take my chances with the sword fight with the monkey: I've never fired a pistol and would be innacurate, I can't outrun a hippo long enough, the badger is just a fucking living tank no matter what you have on your side, and the anaconda would catch me.
4 years ago | 44
The badger might not give up but it's small enough to get a homerun with it
4 years ago
| 2
To anyone who picks Honey Badger, they have been known to fight lions and walk away nearly unharmed
4 years ago (edited) | 3
Wolves because I'm gonna have a fuckin deagle and the sound alone will scare them off
4 years ago | 9
Going with the monkey, a 12" machete plus arm length gives a decent reach potential and backup plan distract it by reflecting the sun off the blade.
4 years ago | 1
I’d go with the the bird (forgot the name), yes it will charge at me with force, but when it gets closer I’d bang my shield with my hammer to alert it. Once it knows I’m not a small prey and making myself bigger, it’ll charge from the sides which will allow me to produce enough momentum from my legs to my hand possessing the hammer to stun it. Once it’s stunned (not for long) I’ll use my shield as a barrier to stop it from flying up easily allowing me to trap it to the ground. I’ll lift a small part of the shield up allowing a small crack for the bird to expose one of it’s limbs, (bonus point if it’s the head) once the limb has been exposed I force the shield down trapping the limb outside, then I will swing my hammer hard and fast breaking the bone to smaller and smaller parts. The bird can still try to run or defend itself, so I’ll rotate the shield (doesn’t matter if it’s round or rectangular) trying to force another small opening. Repeat the process until all limbs are broken to powder. The bird will probably be dead or at least tired to fight, either finish him or he’s already finished. Don’t comment at me being cruel or something, remember it’s my life or his life. When it’s life or death, morality can sit the fuck down. Do or Die.
4 years ago (edited) | 7
I'll choose the wolves because omicron didn't specify the caliber of the pistol. And so with that loophole I will choose 20mm as the caliber.
4 years ago
| 10
Unlike the name would suggest, wolves are actually real scaredy cats. They leave quickly if you kill two of them.
4 years ago | 0
Cassowary, block and smash Edit: also the wikihow for how to beat an ostrich comes in handy as it also works
4 years ago (edited) | 0
Imagine choosing option two only to realise that the handgun is a liberator
4 years ago | 0
I’d take chances with the cassowary, birds typically have hollow bones, a single swing with the hammer would most likely break one. Leaving you with an advantage to keep swinging.
4 years ago | 0
Omicron Weaponry
Which Situation Would You Rather Take?
A chimp - You’re in its natural habitat and managed to piss it off. Fortunately, you have a 12-inch machete you can use to defend yourself. The enraged chimp can take it away if you give it a chance.
Three wolves - Four wolves approach you, and they’re hungry. Despite the advantage they have, you have a pistol that contains five bullets.
A hippo - The mother saw you playing with its young near a waterhole, and now it wants your head. Somehow you have five gallons of acid in a container you can spray on the behemoth. The acid reacts slowly to its skin and won’t melt anything off instantly. And, yes, you do have enough strength to run/carry the enormous container on your back while you fight.
A honey badger - A honey badger thought you took its food and attacks you. Fortunately, your trusty Rottweiler is by your side, and you have a large stick in your hand to bludgeon the weasel.
An anaconda - As you walk through a swamp, you notice a thirty-foot anaconda slowly slithering towards you. A jaguar somehow wants to fight with you but will leave after thirty seconds. You also possess a small vial of alcohol to fend yourself off. If you can somehow make the Anaconda back off, you have two minutes to run half a mile to civilization before it comes back to kill you.
Cassowary - You made this big bird angry, and it’s charging at you at full speed. You have a riot shield and a small hammer to fend yourself off.
ALL OF THE ANIMALS WILL COME AFTER YOU IF YOU TRY TO RUN. YOU’LL EITHER NEED TO KILL IT, OR BE KILLED.
4 years ago | [YT] | 374