I feel like if someone just randomly walked up to me and held up a baby of a different race and told me I wasn't the father, I would just nod my head and walk away
4 years ago | 132
*does backflip Also snaps back to reality* Son: “Daddy” Me: 👁👄
4 years ago | 47
Abandon it like Vergil in Devil May Cry. Children are temporary, motivation and power are eternal.
4 years ago (edited) | 36
Divorce, get a good lawyer and prove in court that babg aint mine probably get stuck payin alimony, but hey damn babydaddy can handle child support so there's some justice
4 years ago | 8
It’d depend on how ling I’ve already been in it’s life, but someone’s gotta take up the responsibility of raising the kid right, and I might as well give a good shot at it.
4 years ago | 6
I'll raise the kid and hope it turns into a 7 foot tall beast so he can play basketball
4 years ago | 10
go master roshi and train the boy in the mountains to defeat green man
4 years ago | 1
First you cuss them out for example "I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T MY BABY I TOLD YOU THAT WAS IN MY BABY WOOOOOOW Beep *Beep*. And then you do a backflip
4 years ago | 4
I'll take care of the baby AND EAT IT AFTERWARDS
4 years ago (edited) | 9
Arvelonis
Congrats! You are not the father of this 4 month old: 👶🏿 your reaction?
4 years ago | [YT] | 438