Terrible Writing Advice

Since a few have mentioned it in the comments, I thought I would share the image for those who want to snag it for a background.

5 years ago | [YT] | 3,527



@ActuallySatan

I'm anticipating the love triangle between General Nukem, the Smart Scientist, and the corpse of the comic relief character to be spicy as hecc!

5 years ago | 733

@cajbajthewhite4889

I don't laugh out loud frequently but the love triangle back plates just about had me rolling.

5 years ago | 410

@chalos6072

Wow, I didn't know you're an illustrator too. When are you going to make Terrible Drawing Advice?

5 years ago | 292

@bowldawg4394

Everyone talking about the love triangle spikes, but the pencil claws are what make me giggle.

5 years ago | 82

@emilianorios4761

This is what gives lovecraftian gods existential feelings of despair

5 years ago | 134

@sherlocksmuuug6692

So thats what the face of true lovecraftian madness looks like. Good to know.

5 years ago (edited) | 27

@13JackDiamond

Wow. So I wasnt the only one who enjoyed The TWA kaiju and his Love Triangle beams.

5 years ago | 12

@theedandyman

The love triangle spike make it a 10/10

5 years ago | 142

@vaultdweller6045

*Looks off into the distance* "Let them write."

5 years ago | 11

@Zhtrik

History shows again and again, how writers point out the folly of JP

5 years ago | 12

@iiMEiii

Ah the back bone of any good story is of course the love triangle and with one so large it sticks out you know it's gotta be good.

5 years ago | 20

@andrewsprague4566

You missed an opprotunity to make a love triangle between godzilla mothra and rodan

5 years ago | 16

@Pinewoodpine

I can’t stop laughing... that face that is going to destroy the world.

5 years ago | 18

@bengal4047

I have found my new desktop background. Move over 'Follow your stupid fucking dreams'- Dan Avidan. There's a new wallpaper in town

5 years ago | 24

@micahschmitz859

Man I started a terrible writing advice out of context Twitter page, and this is literally perfect

5 years ago | 58

@i.s.9451

"Cathulu frowns upon godzilla. Cathulu must destroy godzilla! Any questions?" A kid in the back raises hand. (White robe, short, and innocent.) "Timmy?" "Well sir, maybe you should attend my hydra x Cathulu fan club." The darkly clad cult leader recoils in shock. Grant, Timmy's arch nemmisis and opposite in every aspect in glasses stands up. "Blasphemy Timmy... We all know we ship godzilla with the most deadly and only ship possible: Papercuts." The cult elders hit staffs against the floor. The room erupted in chaos, until Mary Sue (who was spying on the secret meeting) revealed herself, "I say we ship King Kong with Me!" Everyone went silent. They were slightly taken aback with the clever and cunning spy. Then exposition man nearest to her yelled, "Mary Sue you are so awesome that is a great idea!" The elders paused and nodded heads in agreement. The cult leader proceeded to address his students, "Mary Sue will be shipped with King Kong." Grant, the bad boy be is, spoke over the leader after. "He is saying Her words as they were his. Overthrow the unworthy leader!" Since everyone (even Timmy because cults can't have much individualism) is all the same. They agreed to overthrow the tyrant. Soon developed, Mary Sue was established to be the new cult leader. They all lived happily ever after.

5 years ago | 14

@mcxopjesh

It's kinda funny, Ive only learned more about Godzilla recently due to a video from Steve reviews on the original, and YouTube is now recommending me a bunch if Kaiju stuff, so this is kinda a funny coincidence that you're posting this video now.

5 years ago | 12

@gojiratar1132

The perfect love triangle of kaiju cinema is Ghidorah's 3 heads

5 years ago | 4

@maninhades

Mr Terrible Writing Advice .. i have been watchin your videos at the end if the day for your hilariously hilarious sense of humor.. helps me remember not everything sucks.. very much appreciated

4 years ago | 1

@Cleasia

Wow this is a terrible masterpiece.

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