9 feet tall, i can achieve my dream of looking like a vaguely unsettling humanoid cryptid.
5 years ago | 60
3 feet. I’m already short so why not make myself shorter
5 years ago | 379
9 feet because i want to be built like a mf amazon warrior. Everyone will fear me.
5 years ago | 83
I know 3 feet makes more sense, but me and my weird complexe of being short compared to my siblings says 9 feet
5 years ago | 126
9 feet pls Since I'd love to just stand in a forest then, looking like a monster I'm 5"9 rn oof time
5 years ago
| 264
3 feet because I wouldn’t be able to fit through doors if I was 9 feet and also I WANNA BE A FREAKING GREMLIN HELL YEAH
5 years ago (edited) | 245
3 feet. My smolness will inspire those around me to protect me, and I shall ride on their shoulders like a cat. I shall command armies. I shall be thrown through the air like a football. I shall be carried around when I don't feel like walking. ULTIMATE POWER IS MINE
5 years ago | 78
3 feet somehow I feel like being 9 feet tall would be such a hassle, and even if being short comes with a few disadvantages, I want to be a little gremlin
5 years ago | 9
3 hours because at least they have convenient shapes and sizes, as well as that you can fit in places, vs 9 feet which basically has you alienated. Also i get to be smol boi
5 years ago | 10
well three feet is closer to having two feet but if i had nine feet i would be like an octopus
5 years ago (edited) | 5
I would rather be 9 ft tall and wander the woods nailing drawings to trees and chasing whoever is unfortunate enough to cross my path.
5 years ago | 7
My therapist: The people of abnormal heights can't hurt you The people of abnormal heights:
5 years ago | 2
9 feet tall, and I'll cut off 3 1/2 feet so I'm shorter.
5 years ago (edited) | 43
Three feet because I'm already internally a goblin so I might as well be one externally too.
5 years ago (edited) | 3
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a poll with an accompanying diagram pt. 2
5 years ago | [YT] | 3,408