Nothing like ripping a 150 dB monster only to wake up 10 days after with an IV hooked up and a nice bill.
4 years ago (edited) | 348
One time my friend let out a fart so loud it echoed in the hallway. I've never been so simultaneously impressed and disgusted in my entire life.
4 years ago (edited) | 11
It's reached the point where I can't tell the difference between students of Erik and genuine flatulence enthusiasts. Maybe there never was one in the first place...
4 years ago | 45
The silent killer that you forgot you let out, it comes back with a vengeance to wipe out the whole room
4 years ago | 26
In highschool our hallways were always packed like sardines between lessons, I often held in my farts during lessons cause they smell really bad, so I'd always fart in the packed hallways and go completely unnoticed and by the time I'm halfway to my next class I start to hear "ewww who farted". Not gonna lie one of my fondest school memories.
4 years ago (edited) | 264
I prefer the “oh that’s liquid fire shit” fart personally
4 years ago | 47
maybe the real farts were the friends we made along the way
4 years ago | 213
why did I get recommended a video titled "worlds most dangerous fart" right under this post?
4 years ago | 17
Dont see the option for the kind that ends a relationship of 27 years
4 years ago | 52
I like the mystery fart: the one you decide to let out easy while you're browsing books in the library. Could be a hot one, could be a slow leak, could be a soldier.
4 years ago | 2
The big ripper seems to be the one that has the most votes. Yet i think we must admit that the most favorable fart by far is the fart known as the “sad doot”. Known as the fart that you let out in a public place, which is not too crowded yet the fart is audible enough for everyone in the room to hear your fart and locate you as the one who let out the fart. Yes it brings an awkward situation upon oneself but boy does it feel good.
4 years ago | 17
Hospital trip 100%. Let one of those bad boys rip in a museum one day and I brought the dinosaur skeletons back to life.
4 years ago | 6
I like the tiny bubble that slowly crawls up your sweat crack and then goes 'pop' It's usually odourless which adds to the delight 😋
4 years ago | 3
Third. Big ripper, but only if it's hot. You all know, the kind of fart that another degree of heat might be the harbinger of a shart. The kind of fart that smells to the owner like the last hot roast pork and provolone they just ate. The kind of fart a person can truly be proud of.
4 years ago | 29
My favourite: the unassuming friend. Those sneaky ones that got a rounded toot, not much stank, and it drops in at the most necessary of times. Larfs and chuckles had by all.
4 years ago | 0
Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik
Favorite kind of fart?
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