In highschool our hallways were always packed like sardines between lessons, I often held in my farts during lessons cause they smell really bad, so I'd always fart in the packed hallways and go completely unnoticed and by the time I'm halfway to my next class I start to hear "ewww who farted". Not gonna lie one of my fondest school memories.
4 years ago (edited) | 266
Nothing like ripping a 150 dB monster only to wake up 10 days after with an IV hooked up and a nice bill.
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maybe the real farts were the friends we made along the way
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what about the one with blood mixed in? you see, I have this problem where whenever I use the restroom I leave a massive skidmark of blood, pubes, and some feces. I don't know why this happens but it really itches in my crack down there. and when I go to wipe it feels like there's a hole above my taint? like a hole going directly into my behind. right below the tailbone. it's small though but man when I say it itches, it really itches. but anyway, I have to end up wiping a lot and when I do it irritates the area which causes the itching to come back. and when I let loose a massive toot it also makes it itch as well, of course it starts bleeding because the hole doesn't have time to heal before it gets irritated by a fart or me wiping again. anyone know how to make it go away? it's getting in the way of my relationship with my family and friends because sometimes I forget to clean up the marks when I wash up in there and it's really terrible to look at. thanks .
4 years ago (edited) | 39
why did I get recommended a video titled "worlds most dangerous fart" right under this post?
4 years ago | 17
I prefer the “oh that’s liquid fire shit” fart personally
4 years ago | 47
It's reached the point where I can't tell the difference between students of Erik and genuine flatulence enthusiasts. Maybe there never was one in the first place...
4 years ago | 46
Dont see the option for the kind that ends a relationship of 27 years
4 years ago | 52
One time my friend let out a fart so loud it echoed in the hallway. I've never been so simultaneously impressed and disgusted in my entire life.
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The silent killer that you forgot you let out, it comes back with a vengeance to wipe out the whole room
4 years ago | 26
What about the ones that sound like you've sampled a 100 gecs track?
4 years ago | 15
The big ripper seems to be the one that has the most votes. Yet i think we must admit that the most favorable fart by far is the fart known as the “sad doot”. Known as the fart that you let out in a public place, which is not too crowded yet the fart is audible enough for everyone in the room to hear your fart and locate you as the one who let out the fart. Yes it brings an awkward situation upon oneself but boy does it feel good.
4 years ago | 17
I like the mystery fart: the one you decide to let out easy while you're browsing books in the library. Could be a hot one, could be a slow leak, could be a soldier.
4 years ago | 2
Hospital trip 100%. Let one of those bad boys rip in a museum one day and I brought the dinosaur skeletons back to life.
4 years ago | 6
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Favorite kind of fart?
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