Meme Tycoon

everything is wrong with this

3 years ago | [YT] | 21,548



@Cruxair

These kind of people made Steve Jobs giga rich

3 years ago | 2,000

@Endeavour6644

That iPhone 6 clearly saved him from a stupid thot that day.

3 years ago | 468

@allylilith5605

what a luck for the guy with the iphone 6 that it keeps people like that off him

3 years ago | 4,100

@Zessionn

honestly buying new phones is dumb if you have one that works fine. not gonna pay like 800 dollars just so it can scan my face

3 years ago | 1,400

@MillionaireHoyOriginal 

Guy has expressed zero interest in her and might be texting his girlfriend on that iPhone 6.

3 years ago | 325

@timazbill7746

If she doesn’t like you when you’re down she doesn’t deserve you when you’re up

3 years ago | 511

@saureco

The guy's post: "Crazy chick on the bus eying me. Gotta hide my iPhone 20 and pull out the iPhone 6 decoy."

3 years ago | 461

@electronikdancemusik7524

That’s impressive and indicates responsibility, financial intelligence, care for the planet, and organizational skills.

3 years ago | 74

@julyol119

The bus comment really confused me until I remembered that for USAans taking the bus is somehow a low income thing. Where I live public transport is considered a normal thing for everyone. Usually gets you past the people stuck in their cars during rush hour, due to special bus lanes, is clean and punctual and good for the environment.

3 years ago | 92

@logos1.618

They look like an incredibly intelligent bunch to me.

3 years ago | 527

@starcrAT1

plot twist: she just watches a lot of Louis Rossmann

3 years ago | 69

@jordanallen1351

Never date a girl that knows which iPhone you have just by looking at it

3 years ago | 276

@josoveys649

My uncle made insanely large amounts of money (nearly 200m a year) and had a brick phone, he said it was just simple and the battery life would be a week or two of use. Poor people flex expensive things, like how dumb people try and act smart Edit: bet you never knew one of the world's richest men just sells soy sauce, come on you don't know every rich person, especially if they made their money in Dodgey ways

3 years ago (edited) | 419

@ladboii2901

That guy is wayy loyal to his phone than 30% of people with their exes

3 years ago | 32

@golden_eldorado

"I'm only laughing on the outside... If you could see me inside I'm really crying" (The Joker, 1989)

3 years ago | 1

@jamescooke7243

Jokes on her, he's borrowing his gf old phone till his gets fixed

3 years ago (edited) | 240

@JudahMaccabee_

That guy is a genius. It's like a ratchet repellent

3 years ago | 3

@1Bepractical

Always be grateful for what you have, old phone or riding on the bus it’s all good, be productive, be happy

3 years ago | 3

@Burialofagod

IPhone 6 was the best iPhone model

3 years ago | 1

@paladin8052

She couldn't find anyone to ask out on the bus so she decided to look for guys at the dollar store

3 years ago | 35