This is the car accident that took my tooth ! A mini van hit me head on everyone in the minivan went to the hospital ! This car took one hell of a hit and Drove home ! The front tire had the front fender stuck through it ! A homeless drunk man walked up to me and said; (what happened ?) So I told him the story and he passed me his half pint bottle of vodka , I declined , however that was probably the only thing in the world he had , and he offered it ! While I held the bottle he proceeds to pull and shake the fender until it was free of the tire ! I let him do it ! And then he said change the tire and it will get you home ! I was already waiting for a tow for 3 hours ! So for shits and giggles i hit the key and it started , fluid was shooting everywhere , i shut it off , changed the tire and it drove me 5miles and died in my driveway ! The only funny part of the accident was , I went to the store for eggs and the carton smashed everywhere and the police carried a live chicken out of the minivan and YES the chicken was completely unhurt ! Weird 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 #carproblems#caraccident#carcrash#chickenselfie#carcrashes#losttooth#toothfary#headoncollision#lincolnls
Hazys Day (Venerable Haze)
This is the car accident that took my tooth !
A mini van hit me head on everyone in the minivan went to the hospital !
This car took one hell of a hit and Drove home ! The front tire had the front fender stuck through it ! A homeless drunk man walked up to me and said; (what happened ?) So I told him the story and he passed me his half pint bottle of vodka , I declined , however that was probably the only thing in the world he had , and he offered it ! While I held the bottle he proceeds to pull and shake the fender until it was free of the tire ! I let him do it ! And then he said change the tire and it will get you home ! I was already waiting for a tow for 3 hours ! So for shits and giggles i hit the key and it started , fluid was shooting everywhere , i shut it off , changed the tire and it drove me 5miles and died in my driveway !
The only funny part of the accident was , I went to the store for eggs and the carton smashed everywhere and the police carried a live chicken out of the minivan and YES the chicken was completely unhurt ! Weird 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
#carproblems #caraccident #carcrash #chickenselfie #carcrashes #losttooth #toothfary #headoncollision #lincolnls
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