Buy a monkey and audition on Got Talent and say " I was born at a very young age " and get the golden buzzer for no reason. Stonks!
5 years ago | 15
Buy the Monkey, and make it play the Renaissance Lute.
5 years ago | 14
Buy some money 👍 that would be good because you don't have i
5 years ago (edited) | 61
get the monkey and begin the chain of events that led to planet of the apes, then you no longer have to worry about debt
5 years ago | 2
I didnt know what shatranj was, so i went lute (obviously). Looked it up, changed my vote!!! Definitely the shatranj 👌
5 years ago (edited) | 1
For a moment I thought it read Renaissance "lube". Sure, why not?
5 years ago | 0
Ilyx
i spent all of my money on a snow globe collection and am now in crippling debt. what should I buy next
5 years ago | [YT] | 582