《Traveller Humour : Money No Enough》 After a British tourist visited Norway, he found that the money in his pocket was only enough to buy a ticket for returning home. It took only two days to travel from Norway to the UK by cruise ship, so he decided not to eat anything for two days on the cruise ship.
He didn't go to breakfast on the first morning. During lunch, he still hid in his room. At everning, he was very hungry and couldn't help it anymore. He thought: "I will eat even if they throw me into the sea after dinner."
At dinner, he ate all the food in front of the waiter and prepared for a fight.
"Bring the bill!" he said.
"I don't have any bills." The waiter replied, "On the cruise ship, the cost of three meals a day is already included in the ticket." _________________________________________________
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《Traveller Humour : Money No Enough》
After a British tourist visited Norway, he found that the money in his pocket was only enough to buy a ticket for returning home. It took only two days to travel from Norway to the UK by cruise ship, so he decided not to eat anything for two days on the cruise ship.
He didn't go to breakfast on the first morning. During lunch, he still hid in his room. At everning, he was very hungry and couldn't help it anymore. He thought: "I will eat even if they throw me into the sea after dinner."
At dinner, he ate all the food in front of the waiter and prepared for a fight.
"Bring the bill!" he said.
"I don't have any bills." The waiter replied, "On the cruise ship, the cost of three meals a day is already included in the ticket."
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《旅游者幽默 : 钱不够用》
一名英国旅游者游览了挪威后，发现口袋里的钱只够买一张回家的船票了。乘船从挪威到英国，只需两天的时间，因此，他决定乘船的两天不吃任何东西。
第一天早晨他没去吃早餐。午饭时，他仍旧躲在他的房间里。到了晚上开饭时，他饿极了，再也忍不住了。他想：“即使饭后他们把我扔进大海里我也要吃饭。”
吃晚饭时，他把侍者摆在面前的全部食品吃得一干二净，并做好了对付一场吵架的准备。
“把帐单拿来！”他说。
“我没有什么帐单。”侍者回答说，“在轮船上，一日三餐费用已经包括在船票里了。”
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