Useless Duck Company

Sales are going great for my new Butt-Wiping Robot! So I would like to do some market research, what other products do you need during the quarantine?

5 years ago | [YT] | 365



@eclipsed1063

A robot that keeps you 1.5 metres away from any other person, potentially by force.

5 years ago | 68  

@CBlasser

Robot that pepper sprays anyone in the room who coughs or sneezes.

5 years ago | 128  

@mossthebryophyter

Hand sanitizer robot but instead of hand sanitizer, fire

5 years ago | 30

@ToastyDaEngi

A sanitizing machine that blowtorches the germs off your hands. And maybe the flesh too.

5 years ago | 79  

@willsmiley8839

Auto panic shopping cart. It steals everything left on shelves.

5 years ago | 10

@prodbykbeats

A Robot that punches you everytime you need to sneeze

5 years ago | 0

@Gashphul

The FBI van outside my house will have a ton of information on me by the time quarantine ends. Is there something you can do to help me prevent this?

5 years ago | 8

@notfurb1378

a robot that tells you a fun fact every three minutes, except it only has one gun fact currently to tell and you can’t turn it off

5 years ago (edited) | 0

@ripghotihook

Something to stop my roommate from coughing at me.

5 years ago | 5

@spaasm717

I'm sure many out there would make good use of that drink shaker you made.

5 years ago | 0

@astralten

I need a invention that keeps protects me from roommates coming in my room.

5 years ago | 3

@Krawurxus

A machine that turns all that stockpiled toilet paper into an edible dish 😏

5 years ago | 11

@logangstagamin2291

Maybe a robot that builds or cooks something

5 years ago | 1

@montanacb7

A form of decontamination station for returning home if you have to leave. Also know as the overly aggressive human carwash.

5 years ago | 1

@Benjamin-S

A robot that stops you from coughing

5 years ago | 5

@ivar3942

I can’t go to the barber while quarantined, can you make a solution?

5 years ago | 4

@injest1928

A proximity detector that shouts abuse at people whenever they get within 2 meters

5 years ago | 0

@Pugs

we need a toilet paper maker that uses money

5 years ago | 3

@hennaoctopus

A way to simulate all the mundane things we miss and can no longer do, like going to the dmv or post office or the dentist

5 years ago | 0

@BenTech2

An internet controlled talking BABY!

5 years ago | 0