A robot that keeps you 1.5 metres away from any other person, potentially by force.
5 years ago
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Robot that pepper sprays anyone in the room who coughs or sneezes.
5 years ago
| 128
Hand sanitizer robot but instead of hand sanitizer, fire
5 years ago | 30
A sanitizing machine that blowtorches the germs off your hands. And maybe the flesh too.
5 years ago
| 79
The FBI van outside my house will have a ton of information on me by the time quarantine ends. Is there something you can do to help me prevent this?
5 years ago | 8
a robot that tells you a fun fact every three minutes, except it only has one gun fact currently to tell and you can’t turn it off
5 years ago (edited) | 0
I'm sure many out there would make good use of that drink shaker you made.
5 years ago | 0
I need a invention that keeps protects me from roommates coming in my room.
5 years ago | 3
A machine that turns all that stockpiled toilet paper into an edible dish 😏
5 years ago | 11
A form of decontamination station for returning home if you have to leave. Also know as the overly aggressive human carwash.
5 years ago | 1
A proximity detector that shouts abuse at people whenever they get within 2 meters
5 years ago | 0
A way to simulate all the mundane things we miss and can no longer do, like going to the dmv or post office or the dentist
5 years ago | 0
Useless Duck Company
Sales are going great for my new Butt-Wiping Robot! So I would like to do some market research, what other products do you need during the quarantine?
5 years ago | [YT] | 365