The second half of the song 'Run Run Run' by Hunters and Collectors, starting at 3:00; they chant Moto Coda.
5 years ago
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So I grew up in Florida. I think that makes me overqualified for the job but in this economy you take what you can get. Travel may be difficult but if accepted I will make it happen.
5 years ago | 0
Dear Mr. Grobo Clone, I am writing to express my interest to join your growing organization as a Gatherer. You will find my experience and qualifications to be well-suited to this position. I have a Bachelor's in Gathering Moss and a Master's in Gathering Dust, and I'm sure you agree that these are the most difficult items to gather for a human who is alive and moving. My expertise in inactivity and stillness is so fast that I once watched a sea of fog gather through my bedroom window. Contrary to common perception, gathering is an activity which requires a lot of patience and diligence. A gathering storm or a gathering of humans is pointless unless the gathered entity is dispersed in the endless dance of entropy which is time. I look forward to hearing from you, and I know I will be able to satisfy your gathering needs to a high degree of satisfaction. Sincerely, Gathers United Gather McGatherson
5 years ago
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I can make water from the sun, fuckin trees & a big tarp. You can even drink it. I'd like the rank of Moistboi & a hat.
5 years ago | 0
I would like to request to join this tribe. The initial move from the United States would be a bit difficult, but if you were willing to donate the necessary lumber, string, and cloth it would take for me to assemble the raft I would take across the ocean to the village, I would be able to make it. I also have watch way too many survival TV shows, so I should have the knowledge necessary for our tribes survival. I would also be able to bring my dog, Heimdall, with me on the voyage. He's not very well trained, nor is he all that smart, but he's a goodboi, who will give us conpanionship through the years. And being in America, I should be able to give us a sufficient amount of guns and ammunition to last us for several years. These guns would prove extremely useful for us in our hunts, as well as in the defense of our tribe in this new, lawless world, should we ever need them. I do have some questions about the tribe, as how the tribe would be lead, as well as which new god we would pray to in the tribe. (I'd assume Grobona, god of Immunity to disease, but we can figure that out when the time comes.) I also have other questions about it, but they can wait until the time comes. Please consider me when making your decision about who to include in this new tribe. Sincerely, Thomas
5 years ago
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I offer you my 2002 Obi-Wan Kenobi The Phantom Menace lightsaber to your group. And I’ll come along with it as a bonus.
5 years ago (edited) | 0
groboclone
hello, I am looking for applicants to join my post apocalyptic hunter gatherer tribe. positions available: hunter, gatherer. no previous experience required.
5 years ago | [YT] | 35