David James

Who would win in a fight?

2 years ago | [YT] | 3,588



@OrtegaSauce

Yall seem to forget that the full force of King Neptune's trident was deflected up to David Hasselhoff who only managed to sustain burns. While it engulfed his entire body the only reaction he could give was "ow," and it barely managed to do more than char his swim trunks. The cyclops is armored much more than Hasselhoff and so it stands to reason that he can tank whatever Neptune has to offer

2 years ago (edited) | 528

@caddgames9885

The cyclops would just walk up and squash King Neptune before he had a chance to do anything about it.

2 years ago | 69

@yourfriendbell3291

The cyclops radiates a lovecraftian Cthulhu cosmic entity type of vibe

2 years ago | 10

@SwiddyDiddy

Can’t King Neptune control other aquatic creatures. Like “hey whale, I order you to do a kick flip using that cyclops.” Also people using the lack of damage to Hasselhoff when he was shot with Neptune’s staff seem to forget Hasselhoff could turn himself into a motorboat and cross the ocean in seconds. Not to mention that weird chest thing he could do

2 years ago | 98

@Chameleon_Artz

King neptune just has to take off his crown

2 years ago (edited) | 11

@ta3tiKal_penguinss

You guys have to keep in mind, The Cyclops is under water and he moves rather slowly due to being underwater. While King Neptune can move just like a normal human would outside of it. King Neptunes Trident also burns humans. Although he is wearing underwater cyclops armor, it may take a few attempts before he eventually burns the suit off him and leave the Cyclops floating in the water. Cyclops might take this

2 years ago | 13

@paytonturnbaugh7955

I grew up thinkin that was jus sum alien that lives in the ocean

2 years ago | 0

@alfredhinton8792

King Neptune is like a large fish and his giant fire blast just barely hurt David hasslehoff

2 years ago (edited) | 3

@buttered_n

Neptune is fucking magic He can turn someone to ice in an instant

2 years ago | 2

@shifted_pixels

HIS BALD SPOT KNOCKS THO

2 years ago | 1

@FSoJG28597

The Cyclops was damaged by several sea creatures despite his Armor, and neptunes blast had injured David Hasselhoff after being deflected, also don’t forget that Neptune can freeze things too.

2 years ago (edited) | 2

@connorclemmons8698

I mean, Neptune didn’t even bother going Shell City, he pretty much saw retrieving his crown as a loss cause until SpongeBob and Patrick volunteered.

2 years ago (edited) | 0

@Franz0818

Here’s how the fight would’ve gone: The Cyclops: “It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma” King Neptune: “Uhh… Who is this ‘Steve Jobs’? “ The Cyclops: ” L I G M A B A L L S “ King Neptune combusts despite being underwater

2 years ago (edited) | 8

@SlypherXyz14

SpongeBob erased the universe by pulling a thread and he shits his pants in front of Neptune. King Neptune wins.

2 years ago (edited) | 0

@gum884

interestingly enough, in Greek mythology all cyclops are the children of poseidon or the greek version of neptune

2 years ago | 1

@hiddenfrequencies9791

There was a reason why King Neptune laughed when SpongeBob said he’d go to shell city to get back the crown

2 years ago | 0

@thatshuyguy4133

King Neptune would only be another trinket in the gift shop for the cyclops, with a fancy crown to boot

2 years ago | 0

@subzerothechicken884

King Neptune managed to hurt David Hasselhoff and considering this movie makes him out to be a god decently impressive

2 years ago | 2

@datironpanda2982

It depends how big King Neptune is to cyclops if he's the size of his head then maybe probably have to fight underwater if not then their screwed

2 years ago | 2

@iKeeDub

King neptune gonna take off that crown and solar flare him🤣

2 years ago | 0