James I The Ascension Coach

The 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 Journey of Spiritual Awakening

So, you’re having a spiritual awakening—congrats! You’ve just joined the club where everyone thinks they’re enlightened but can’t stop binge-watching reality TV.

One minute you’re meditating, the next you’re Googling “how to make avocado toast” like it’s a sacred ritual.

You might start speaking in vague terms like “vibrational frequency” while your cat stares at you, wondering when you’ll get back to the real stuff: snacks.

You’ll find yourself in deep conversations about the universe with friends who still believe the moon landing was faked.

Welcome to the club! Just remember, enlightenment is all fun and games until you can’t find your Zen—or your car keys.

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