I’m black I don’t think I’m gonna survive for long. They’re going to use one of their 1000 execution methods I’m good.💀
1 year ago | 132
I’m a woman bruh everything goin to kill me even being chill dude😭😭
1 year ago | 62
Jester: probably going to die Be a civilian: plagues, poverty, execrations, etc. probably not then. Knight: I don’t think many people know that being a knight is kind of shit considering that 1, wearing it sucker and 2, knights didn’t actually fight to death against each other. They literally fight until one dude falls and says “hold on, let me get up real quick” and then continue “fighting.” So I guess roaming the town is the best option
1 year ago | 8
Becoming a knight and serving the king loyally is literally my dream
1 year ago | 3
I'd be a fortune teller with my future knowledge. Oh wait, I'd get executed for witchcraft.
1 year ago | 12
despite what movies show jesters had fairly decent lives for their time considering they got to live in the castle, make a good wage, and were the only ones who could make fun of the king.
1 year ago | 2
Not advised! Life was very hard and short no matter what!😂
1 year ago | 17
I would become a lady of the court and be a duchess.
1 year ago | 9
People don't realise how Hellish the mediaeval era was, your best life would be a life of high standing and power, that's what a Knight has
1 year ago | 0
yk what i’d do try to create rumors of a secret assassin guild until it becomes real
1 year ago | 1
i wanna be a jester and make like 9 11 jokes or somein and kt would be rly funny
1 year ago | 9
The Jester is the only one who can insult the king without being executed, it's the ultimate protection and also free food and house
1 year ago | 0
"I have a magic rectangular shaped object that can produce light and it has pictures that can move around. I am your king now."
1 year ago | 1
before anything else we need to mine iron and coal, etc. 1. discover electricity and build power lines and radio towers around my kingdom. 2. build handheld radios and sell them to a population of a separate kingdom, and convince them that there are more miracles to come if they move to my kingdom and build homes for themselves and others. 3. convince others to purchase these homes from me while my workers make a profit in order to sustain themselves and continue to work for me. 4. employ half the newcomers to build me a house of stone, and the other half to spread the word of a fast growing kingdom. 5. repeat 3-5 until we're self-sufficient. Once my home is built: 1a. set up a draft for an army. those who want long-distance communication must serve for three years. I will employ some to forge weapons of iron and stone, and others to fight. 2a. attack a neighboring kingdom unprovoked and expand my kingdom, allowing the workers of that kingdom shelter, food, and pay if they work for me, all while pushing my draft to expand my army. 3a. repeat all steps until we are thriving as a society, only increasing in size and technology, spreading information like a wildfire so others may learn new skills to benefit everyone, (but mostly me)
1 year ago | 0
People forgetting that jesters were the original stand up comedians
1 year ago | 0
Hafu Go
If you travel back to medieval times, what would you do?
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