Stu: hey Billy! I got the guy you wanted. Mike Myers right? Billy: Yes! Now where is he? Stu: Right over there now here's the knife Billy: I'm gonna gut you like a fis-? STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU? Stu: What now? Billy: That's not Mike Myers! THAT'S MICHAEL F**KING MYERS??? Stu: Ok so what's the problem then? Billy: Have you seen any of the Halloween Movies? Stu: Yeah? Billy: OK if you pay attention to each of the movies he comes back. Stu: ok but he can still die right? Billy: No? He's been shot, stabbed, set on fire, trapped in a burning building, jumped by the town's mob and hit by car? Stu: Ok well trying stabbing him in the head and see if that kills him? Billy: Stu I don't think stabbing him in the head is gonna competely kill him. Know what I'm gonna try it. Hey Michael! What's your favorite scary movie? Dead Stu: Oh sh!t? Yeah I'm out.
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Billy: STUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PERSON THAT I EVER HAVE HOW DO YOU BRING MICHAEL F””””king MYERS FROM HALLOWEEN UNIVERSE?!?!???!?!?!?!?!??!? Stu: but Billy you said to bring Michael to us and kill him in the spot. Billy: STU I f”””king meant MIKE from the FNAF universe NOT F”””KING MICHAEL MYERS YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You mean when the most boring serial killers with one of the worst movie franchises in Hollywood history? Yeah that's why you heard you want a piece?
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Kamren The Person
Who's ready for Michael Myers?
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