I can't even tell what's satire anymore with this administration...
5 days ago | 2,700
I heard the real war is between Kash's left and right eyeballs. 😮
5 days ago | 1,800
He constantly looks like he's geeked out of his mind lol
5 days ago | 329
Kash and Don Jr love hitting them bumps together.
5 days ago | 328
This explains his constant "Deer in the Headlights" look.
5 days ago | 436
I suspect the Onion has some monkeys paw curse to make amazing satire but it starts to become true.
5 days ago | 483
Onion Writers Struggle ”You Try Making An Unbelievable Headline These Days”
5 days ago | 1,000
He’s got the crazy eyes. Reminds me of myself after a weekend bender.
5 days ago | 219
Patel permanently looks like someone is giving him an enema
4 days ago | 25
That's not fair. Kash Patel's wild, crazy eyes may simply be the result of deep mental disturbance, not necessarily meaning that he is a drug user.
5 days ago (edited) | 78
kash's mossad handler girlfriend got that 8ball and speed dosage just right. allegedly
5 days ago (edited) | 62
Kash left eye - looking for a bag Kash right eye - looking at venuzula
5 days ago | 38
My favorite type of Onion articles are the ones where I forget Im reading the Onion and I think its a real headline
5 days ago | 26
trump pays drug cartel's to legally import illegal drugs
5 days ago | 34
The onion has routinely made me double take a headline because it’s outlandish but not too outlandish for this timeline
4 days ago | 19
Cash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Eipstein files lmfaoo 💀
2 days ago | 1
The Onion
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of…
5 days ago | [YT] | 47,413