@drblockbuilder

John Backflip. He was the first person to ever do a flip, and he first performed the stunt in 1316. People came from all around Europe to see this. until his nemesis, William Front Flip, led a revolution to convince the public.

10 months ago | 1,900

@prodigymapping4891

It’s incredible how this man later discovered the Theory of Everything

10 months ago | 885

@LucidW4ves

After this incident, he went on to teach electrodynamix at a local university

10 months ago | 276

@Name_6969-h5j

This is actually real, they even cloned him and replaced him with one of his clones everytime he died, it truly was a bloodbath

10 months ago | 1,000

@ElliotNess-jg8gt

“FIRE IN DA HOLE!!!” The crowd said as he jumped frantically for his life

10 months ago | 398

@DOGDAY_PQTRIOT

His biography “Clutterfunk: A Tale of Torture” was absolutely heartbreaking. It’s a must read for anyone interested in this man’s life

10 months ago | 140

@IsaacWallace-p2g

"Ten disturbing backstories behind video games, that will ruin your childhood" 😭

10 months ago | 235

@ambergd0344

Bro got deadlocked 😭

10 months ago | 90

@Paddylol

Crowd: “GO!” Ringmaster “No, go at 56%!”

10 months ago | 70

@adamixziober

he was then saved by Robert Topert and escorted out of the arena at the speed of light

10 months ago | 178

@cthulhuspawn6290

I remember learning about this in my world history class. Dude had an inspiring story

10 months ago | 31

@djordjelazovic2474

Geometry dash players when they do something bad and are going to hell(they are going to meet an extreme demon)

10 months ago | 44

@BluBerry3

He even had to go to base after base to try to escape the prison. He truly was a jumper.

10 months ago | 16

@rileysymonette4029

I heard they let him free. So glad he broke out of these Cycles and was able to get Back on Track

10 months ago | 3

@BirdNovice

The audience had a bloodlust

10 months ago | 1

@ephhemeraal

he was forced to fall a great height out of nowhere to mimic a so called "congregation jumpscare", everyone in the crowd except him laughed, he was then executed by a "green orb timing" that was a few seconds after the "jumpscare"

10 months ago | 32

@euvouporess3

This happened near the Acheron river, today, what's left of the arena is knows as the nine circles, historians found to even enter the arena, you had to go trough a triple trial, joe metri was the only man who could do it, all the others died in the way, the entering gates are known as a slaughterhouse nowadays, for the bloodbath they caused, before dying, joe left behind what's know today as a demon list, many have tried to decode it, but not even people of his time could understand what he wrote, he was diagnosed with stereo madness, legend says his soul is stuck in limbo, where he's forced to find a key for eternity, one must imagine joe metri dashing...

10 months ago | 5

@benjaminkarikari1909

For him, it was a good change of scene

10 months ago | 1

@bungusdoogungus7981

Mr. Dash was famous for his work on the theory of everything and the force of hexagons

10 months ago | 3

@Rilby95

Bro knows the theory of everything

10 months ago | 4