Lemmetellyallastorynooneaskedfor âīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīšīš So last night, I was just minding my own business in the bathroom. And the fact that my house is probably 92 years old now, (idgaf) the bathroom door is broken in the bottom part. And this goofy ahh looking crab just summoned in the middle of nowhere like it was an assassin or smth. And guess what? I wasn't the man of the house đ. I got up on the shelf and I was screaming, "MAUM HELP-" and I was speechless when she asked what was going on. I tried to shoo the crab away by being like, "BLBLBLBL đ¨" and she told me to open the door, but I couldn't cuz who would ever unlock a door while shitting down the toilet đđđ I am actually not scared of crabs, it's just because it was a crab that lives in that Muddy ahh field in my neighborhood. And I heard that if it pinches any of us, our bones will immediately break. (Idk what to do for the outro tho. I'm kinda feeling bad about the crab bc tonight I just saw it having the saddest death in the streets đ)
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Lemmetellyallastorynooneaskedfor
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So last night, I was just minding my own business in the bathroom. And the fact that my house is probably 92 years old now, (idgaf) the bathroom door is broken in the bottom part. And this goofy ahh looking crab just summoned in the middle of nowhere like it was an assassin or smth. And guess what? I wasn't the man of the house đ. I got up on the shelf and I was screaming, "MAUM HELP-" and I was speechless when she asked what was going on. I tried to shoo the crab away by being like, "BLBLBLBL đ¨" and she told me to open the door, but I couldn't cuz who would ever unlock a door while shitting down the toilet đđđ I am actually not scared of crabs, it's just because it was a crab that lives in that Muddy ahh field in my neighborhood. And I heard that if it pinches any of us, our bones will immediately break. (Idk what to do for the outro tho. I'm kinda feeling bad about the crab bc tonight I just saw it having the saddest death in the streets đ)
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