Matt you're definitely going well with the tour well done always be proud no matter what be careful. Remember that your never alone just keep doing what you do best in life enjoy 😉
7 months ago | 8
Thanks for the laughs that make tears roll down my face!
7 months ago | 5
Matt!!! Holy shizzle man🫨. I first started binging on your comedy clips on YT about a month ago. Then watched several of the dorky security guard videos and then your participation on the Overnight Channel after watching you talk about them on stage. I hope you got to “hookup” with Maggie 😂. Keep doing your thing brother! As a retired Veteran, I got much respect for you. Maybe you can get on the USO ticket 🤔🤔. As a Marine, I guarantee that they’ll love you. Semper Fidelis. A new fan for l
7 months ago | 14
Maybe one day I could bring my daughter to a show. We are in Canada though. Have a Great and safe tour!!!!
7 months ago | 12
Come on Mattie!! San Antonio Texas!! You said you Would!!!
7 months ago | 3
All My Life!!! I've preyed furr someone like you!!! 🐺 🩸 😛 You're playing the role of a Sun!!🌞 Your thoughts shoot photons!! Like pictures!!! 🖼️ You're a star firing off stars!!⭐️ ✨ The bigger and happier your thoughts 💭 get, the further into space you climb dimensions!! 🧗♀️ Our stairway to heaven!! 🌍 👼 🪽 So just imagine life is a dream!!🛌 You're already in heaven!!! Paradise!! 🦜 🪺 Recreating it in your mind!! 👨🎨 🎨 Then you're a star shooting off photons that travel throughout the universe!! 🌌 Instead of a star who's shooting blanks!! That stop traveling after just 3 dimensions!! 🌍 Just imagine the galaxies falling down onto the earth and creating heaven on earth furr you and everyone else!! ☔️ Like rain from Heaven!! It's so easy!!🌹 🐼 I still believe I can do this myself, but it's harder work!! Friends make it easier and more fun!!🤩 Peace first!!! ☮️ ✌️Friends first!!! 😇 😇 Then we see what happens next!!!! Those benefits!!!💃 🔥 🕺 If you live currently on a planet that doesn't have heaven on earth already, then you're having a nightmare!! Fix it!!! One thought at a time!! Easier to not think at all!! 🏎️ 🚀 🛸 Just imagine!!! Like a child!!👧 Stop making me cry!!😭 Shoot for the furthest planets and stars and they'll shoot back!! It's fun!!!🤩 When we communicate as stars, we send radio signals to each other!!! 📻 Then through our imaginations, we create photons like on television!!📺 Time speeds up like a timelapse effect!! ⏰ 🐰 🍄 Meteor showers 🚿 are happening inside you, whether (weather) you agree or not!! 🌪️ Cause and effect!!! We’re individuals but collectively the universe!! 🌌 One star!!⭐️ We’re creating beautiful weather together!!! 🌈 ⛅️ Auroras!!! Purple Rain!!☔️ Creating a purple haze (hazelnut) aroma!! ☕️ 🥜 🐿️ I can hear Jimmy meow!!😻 🎸 🎺 We can imagine our Milky Way galaxy as a magic carpet!! Taking us to a brand new world!!! Aladdin!!!!!🧞 🌌 Heaven on earth is created through galaxy collisions!!! They fall 🍃 🍂 like raindrops!! ☔️ or gumdrops!!! 🧠 🍍 🫐 🍏 We’re like chemists!!🧑🔬 👩🔬 We’ve split open the atom!! 🍎 Like a spiders sac, too!! 🕷️ 🕸️ 🥰 Out comes all the baby spiders!! 🤩 Seeds!! 🌱 Eve’s!!! Electrons!!! 🐝 🐝 🐝 We make the necessary changes, as if we’re programmers!!🧑💻 When the time is right, we sew it all back up!!! 🧑⚕️ Like a mummy being resurrected, the universe reboots itself!!! 💻 🌌 🐈⬛ 💨 🍓 🐕 I like to imagine that I’m living near the core of the planet!! I’m the man in the moon!!🌖 🏡 Telling you all a story through momma universe!! 🪑 📚 🕯️✍️ 🦉 🌃 As this photon, my dream is to become this super charged particle, ascending to the Heavens!! 🌍 👼 🪽 Righteousness!!! 🐢 ✈️ 🚀 🛸 I’m living under a warm cozy blanket of stars!! ✨ The fabric of space and time!! 🌌 With many layers to break through!! ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ Meeting or reuniting with souls along the way!!! Popping a few cherries🍒 too!!! 🎇 🎆 Super Earth!! ⭐️ Superheroes!!⭐️ Super pets!!⭐️ Super foods!!⭐️ A place where everything and everyone is awesome!!⭐️ A place where everyone is adorable!!🥰 This is a blueprint or a treasure map for success!! 🗺️ Created by neutron stars!! 🫐 🫐 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐 This Is How Twin flame connections Work!!!!!💃🔥🕺 You’re what the universe calls a primordial black hole!!🕳️ More like a glory hole!!🔆 You come along, like a molecule, in some yummy champagne!!🍾🥂 To pry!! Invade someone’s space!! Office Space!! Home!!🏡 whatever!! More!!! You pry often!! Around the clock!! ❤ ⏰ Dial!! You come calling!!! ☎️ 📱 Ringing a bell!!🔔 💒 💎 Prymoredial!!!😂 You’re infectious!!! 🦠 🤒 You light them up inside!! 💡 🌞 ⚡️ Like champagne, you’re bubbly!! You pull the right strings!!🥰🍒🥳💃🪁 You flip their moons 🌑 or ignite them!! 🌓 Turning them more into Venus!!! Feminine energy!! 🌕 Or Masculine energy!! More like Mars!! Something more extraterrestrial!!👽 Fucking love that energy regardless!! 😛😇🥳🤩🤯🤗🤠 Through that energy, we’re allowed to go to work more!! As in to take these moons, or suns, and then colonize this planet!!🌎 👨🎨 🎨 Isn’t that cool!!😎 Your twin flame!!🔥 You mirror each others soul🪞you’re also soulmates!!! 🚢 As they ascend together!!! 🐢 🐢 You’re like nutrients for each other!!! Albumin!! 🫐 🍍 🍎 🍯 🍬 🍭 😋 Two moons!! Two albums!! 💿 💿 Tower Records!! 🪐 🪐 Whether (weather) 🌪️ 🐈⬛ 🐶 🌪️ you’re playing with each other knowingly or not 🪁 🎸 you light up each other and th
7 months ago | 1
YOU GOT THIS LAD. WE LOVE YOU. KEEP BRAKING THAT FUNNY BONE LAD‼️‼️‼️
7 months ago | 0
It's amazing that the Danes who live in Denmark have good enough English to understand a stand up comedian {hat tip}
7 months ago | 0
Come to Mississippi!Please we need a good laugh..Katt came
7 months ago | 1
Matt You are so f**** gorgeous Dude. And of course funny af 🤙🏽
7 months ago | 4
You are very funny and telling people how it goes in life and I just wish one day I could see you in person thank you for being who you are for all of these years my all your dreams come true
7 months ago | 4
Is New Zealand on the list as my mom is a huge fan she loves you
6 months ago | 1
I don't know where U go next, but I would love to see U in Poland!
7 months ago | 1
Still not sure I can travel across the country on a Tuesday 😬
7 months ago | 4
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COPENHAGEN, DENMARK!!!!!! See you soon! ❤️
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