There was originally other stuff but I got rid of it. And then some guy named Chad played a parody of B**** by Meredith Brooks just to insult some guy named Robert Robertson and he didn't have eyebrows because he was on fire from alcohol being thrown at him and his eyebrows burnt off because his name is Chad then Robert was sterilized by a tiny forty year old man who was just punching groins while some lady sung in the background and blinded a guy and some bad guy did cocaine in the bathroom and then some guy with little baby arms got them broken because he sucked. And Robert sleeps on a plastic chair since he's poor now and his dad is dead and Robert is dead inside but he has beef and the beef has him just Robert, beef, chair and Roberto is just chair it's just phenomenal except the part that the cutscene happened after you had to watch a lady who's crushing on Robert have a dream about him beforehand that was not phenomenal though I did choose her because I can fix her and stuff though the autistic alien man is quite phenomenal he wishes to make love to you again and if you kiss his girlfriend he'll kiss you but that after she breaks up with him and by make love I mean hug because he's an alien who doesn't understand
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There was originally other stuff but I got rid of it. And then some guy named Chad played a parody of B**** by Meredith Brooks just to insult some guy named Robert Robertson and he didn't have eyebrows because he was on fire from alcohol being thrown at him and his eyebrows burnt off because his name is Chad then Robert was sterilized by a tiny forty year old man who was just punching groins while some lady sung in the background and blinded a guy and some bad guy did cocaine in the bathroom and then some guy with little baby arms got them broken because he sucked. And Robert sleeps on a plastic chair since he's poor now and his dad is dead and Robert is dead inside but he has beef and the beef has him just Robert, beef, chair and Roberto is just chair it's just phenomenal except the part that the cutscene happened after you had to watch a lady who's crushing on Robert have a dream about him beforehand that was not phenomenal though I did choose her because I can fix her and stuff though the autistic alien man is quite phenomenal he wishes to make love to you again and if you kiss his girlfriend he'll kiss you but that after she breaks up with him and by make love I mean hug because he's an alien who doesn't understand
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