Two mad scientists trying to release their latest hybridization experiment into the wild.
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And in local news, we have a strange one here in Auckland today.. As it appears, a mermaid has washed ashore at Misson Bay. The mermaid, seeming heavily intoxicated. Being described by one local as "Absolutely munted mate!" And seen here in this photograph, provided by our correspondences at the scene. Seemed like a fish out of water, but was soon back on her fins again after some brekkie and a L&P. Here is Darren with more from the scene....
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POV: Your pet mermaid bites you so you donate it to the local mc Donald’s
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The little mermaid is being turned into the authorities, thanks to the local fishermen, for her crimes including tax fraud, breaking and entering, and trespassing.
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“Nope, throw her back!” “Guys, I was kidding! It was just a few dad jokes!”
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It's from the next season of My Strange Addiction about this one girl who lives in a fish tank at a restaurant and have her mates carry her to sea every weekend so she can be free
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Tom Hanks gets sick of Darryl Hannah's shit, decides to sell her to lobstermen
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The narcos have developed submersible mules using CRISPR.
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Fish tries to eat lady while a couple attempts to pull it off
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Kiki Rockwell
What's going on here? (wrong answers only)
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