Legendary Lore

Garden gnomes are...

1 year ago | [YT] | 69

@WorshipperoftheOldGods

I think it depends on what the gnome looks like. I like the more traditional gnomes but I am not a fan of the goofier ones

1 year ago | 6  

@amandadonaghey7540

Tacky, Kitschy and Wonderful 😍

1 year ago | 0

@archmage_of_the_aether

That Amazon package vigilante started his career by making garden gnome glitter bombs, but a generational change led to the market drying up

1 year ago | 2  

@user-tv4lz5ie5u

They're not kitschy. They're the incarnation of Absolute Kitsch.

1 year ago | 1

@radagast7200

Ah man... now I have to go watch the Garden Gnome episode of King of the Hill... RIP Winklebottom.

1 year ago | 0

@gcanaday1

Rise again, my tiny fathers! Rise, and claim what is ours by birthright....the front lawn!!

1 year ago | 0

@dcorgard

Dangerous.

1 year ago | 0

@arcanecrime

Fourth option: slightly horrifying

1 year ago | 1

@JohnHankins-n6p

Are best if, difficult to locate. They should never be easy to see. Or their, charm is lost... .

1 year ago | 0

@professoroflogic8788

Alive when no one is looking.

1 year ago | 0

@nevercatnorcradle

I want so badly to like them, but I simply do not.

1 year ago | 0  

@Calcific9

Where’s the option that says “mediums for channeling evil spirits”

1 year ago | 0

@ClellBiggs

Waiting for you to turn your back to them so they can steal your soul

1 year ago | 0

@susanne5803

Some the first, some the second, never the third! (Edit: 100% agreement that they are whimsical and charming, luck of the first vote!)

1 year ago (edited) | 0