Well, if maybe you’d finally come to Alabama with a banjo on your knee, she’d pull over to wipe her tears away…let you pass.
2 years ago (edited) | 6
Is Susan, by chance, driving a Subaru Forester? It's always the Susan's in the Foresters. I don't know why.
2 years ago | 21
Think of the milk and the bread Susan's going the distance NOT speed lol
2 years ago | 2
A couple weeks ago I wasn't gonna b late 4 work & had time 2 stop 4 coffee. Until I wind up behind a truck traveling the speed of smell. I can't get around him. I'm loosing my shit & inventing curse words. I finally pull along side him at a light & u know I gotta look...it was my uncle in the truck he just got!!! He told my mom I was driving like a maniac... 🤬
2 years ago | 0
She's blind, missed her exit and the braille on her GPS is buffering while recalculating a route to the nearest ATM
2 years ago | 0
It's painful to see & experience.. just like drivers in fog at night at 20mph
2 years ago | 0
I swear. If 2 raindrops or snowflakes touch the ground most people lose their minds behind the wheel but they'll ALWAYS wind up in front of my ass!!! Especially if I'm runnin late!!!
2 years ago | 0
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45 MINUTES TO GET TO TOWN! It should be a 5 minute drive. I get stuck behind Susan. Susan thinks she has to drive 3 mph. Because they're calling for snow in 3 weeks.... Why Susan, why?
2 years ago | [YT] | 476