Nicolas Roman

Tell me a SECRET in the comments or I shove the berries up your nose 🍓🫐 (it’s for a video 😏)

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@superkilla3186

I accidentally got a priest arrested, he was just giving me a massage

11 months ago (edited) | 71

@Jay.Ur.Therian

I faked a broken leg and now my parents won’t believe ANYTHING I say, and I had a seizure this morning and my bff saw it and we told my parents but they don’t believe us😭😭😭 Edit: PLEASE pray for me😭 Edit 2: Love you, guys😘😘😘 Edit 3: Love you Nichola

11 months ago (edited) | 29  

@shr3kH3h

I keep furries and therians in my basement half of them are already dead, and this time I kidnapped Duolingo.

11 months ago | 32

@itsmeshaheer

Every single day I pray to God for zombie apocalypse 🧟

11 months ago | 32

@Aoxulottol

Uranium would be a renewable resource if it wasn’t so goddamn tasty

11 months ago | 4

@THE_Game_Mental

I have a fleet of 19 cars that purposely tailgate people and try to ram them off the road. They also kidnap children for me.

11 months ago | 8

@sandrasierra3560

Gave my niece the idea to play frog sounds near the window at night knowing her partner has a irrational fear of frogs

11 months ago | 1

@SillyMelonyaz

I used to believe that air was infinite

11 months ago | 1

@PaulPlaystheLegend

I saw duolingo on my music teacher’s computer

11 months ago (edited) | 5

@davidtrajan

I was once sleeping in the living room when my grandma said to not watch on the phone and 10 mins later I watching a lankybox video on loop for the whole night!

6 months ago | 0

@V3.The-Last-Dance

I think that whenever somebody says something in sign language, they're planning to rob a 7-Eleven while armed with a Twinkie and a sock, which is filled with a salt and battery, for which they get arrested.

11 months ago | 0

@tobeebaguley7228

I was telling the truth when I told you about my crippling fear of finding a candy house in the forest, my therapist said I have to start paying them more if I keep telling them shit like that. There is no reason for this fear but it’s my biggest one

11 months ago | 0

@laurengutekunst5986

I am in love with egg bois (From Hazbin Hotel)

11 months ago | 5

@zingtimes3594

I accidentally broke my friends nose, by doing a cartwheel And once I told my teacher I gotta use the bathroom when I actually just snuck out of the class and went to the janitor and said someone 💩 their pant

11 months ago | 1

@TrishUnaEnthusiast

I have the mental disorder OWSS- Obsesses With Squirrels Syndrome. It makes going outside in the summer really tougher because of all the squirrels, and I get very depressed in winter because the squirrels go away :(

11 months ago | 2

@Kei._.Onlyyy

I have halloween candy from last year and sold it on ebay and someone bought it

6 months ago | 1

@TerryKudomo

Every single day before the new year, I always get nervous about something terrible happening on New years days like a zombie apocalypse

11 months ago | 0

@Shadow_in_ejs_closet

I used to simp for eyeless jack 😅

11 months ago | 1

@Potatoincanada201

I think the griddy is an efficient way to move around 💀💀

11 months ago | 0

@ItZAlexC

i did a tooty wooty in class that the whole class fleed the room, i had the time of my life cuz i was swimming in chocolate

11 months ago | 2