You know, they once tried to name a street after Chuck Norris. It wasn't long before they realised they had to change it. No one ever crossed Chuck Norris and lived.
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Chuck Norris would not kill the Gorillas. The Gorillas would self combust out of fear
6 days ago | 13
When Chuck Norris left for college he told his dad “your the man of the house now”
3 days ago | 3
Popeye once ate his spinach to fight Chuck Norris and still lost.
5 days ago (edited) | 2
Chuck Norris, once pat a cow. We now that call that hamburgers, and steaks.
5 days ago | 4
One time a piece of Chuck Norris hair fell now we call that the seeds of the coast redwood tree
4 days ago | 1
It would have to take Gandalf the great and Gandalf the white and Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie, cowboy Curtis,and Jambe the genie, robo cop, terminator, captain kurk, and Darth Vader,Lopan, Superman, every single power ranger, Will S. Prestin, and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, dock ock, and Hulk Hogan to take him down
6 days ago (edited) | 6
Derpboi
Who wins? (No weapons)
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