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I told my mom my girlfriend was like 10 feet tall and way too fucking strong and she said that means that I’m the little spoon😔

(She’s not 10 feet tall she’s like 5’10 and I’m 5’4)

(NO I AM NOT 5’2, MASON AND SAM ARE BUMS)

and then I said “no I’ll just bite her” because then I always win :3

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