A lime-green shopping cart sits stranded in the middle of a desert, its metal frame half-buried in cracked sand the color of burnt clay. The cart’s handle is wrapped in strips of neon pink duct tape, sticky edges curling under the weight of the sun. Inside the basket, there’s a half-melted birthday cake—bright blue frosting sagging like wet paint, rainbow sprinkles glued in place by heat. A single red balloon is tied to the cart’s side, its string fraying, the balloon itself shrunken and wrinkled like an old apple, but still stubbornly floating. Behind the cart, a lone cactus leans at an impossible angle, and on one of its arms perches a pair of sunglasses, too shiny for this empty place. The sky above is a violent shade of turquoise, so bright it almost looks artificial, and faint vultures hover in slow spirals like they’re waiting for something that will never arrive
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A blurry, low-resolution photo of a taxidermy squirrel wearing tiny aviator sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, surfing on a slice of pepperoni pizza through a flood in a grocery store, while a concerned mannequin watches from aisle 7 holding a single onion like it’s a sacred artifact, and in the background there's a “Help Wanted” sign duct-taped to a fish tank full of glitter and spaghetti, with a hand-drawn mustache Photoshopped onto everything in the frame, including the barcode scanner.
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LisserGaming
Any suggestions for a new pfp?
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