Sigma Monkey

Oscar is an orange cat for sure 💔

2 days ago | [YT] | 473,765



@kalitzina

The perils of giving your kitty a proper name instead of something like Pumpkin.

2 days ago | 46,000  

@insertusername8262

"It finally happened."

2 days ago | 5,700  

@MrNasiLemak

The fact that the neighbor was genuinely worried shows just how violent Oscar must be. That cat isn’t a pet, he’s a villain.

2 days ago (edited) | 71,000  

@TehAnshiTunes

My cats have learned what "OUCH" means. They dont even use claws anymore except when kneading. 😊

2 days ago | 18,000  

@reyesle6709

Bless the neighbor’s heart for actually checking up on them

2 days ago | 41,000  

@cybertramon0012

It’s like a joke I heard about someone getting a black eye from walking into a door frame and everyone assumes they’re a victim of abuse. “Why is it so hard to believe I’m really that clumsy?”

2 days ago | 7,200  

@silentdiscretion2657

As a child, I loved to wrestle my dog, who was, at the time, the same size as me. Just harmless play fighting. He would bite my arms to hold them. Never hard enough break the skin, but enough that it would leave little bruises all over my arms. At any given time, I'd have probably 30-50 little coin sized bruises on each arm. Looking back, I wonder what people thought when they saw them.

2 days ago | 3,800

@MischkaRH

Kudos to the concerned neighbor for speaking and stepping up. While most people would rather stay quiet than meddle and be embarrased, her neighbor was genuinely worried about her.

2 days ago | 3,500  

@MatthewWeinberg-lr6kv

Humor of the situation aside, that is a very wholesome neighbor who deserves the best.

2 days ago | 775

@CuriosityCuredTheCat101

Most cats truly are like lovers though, they take what they want and leave the house when they don't need you.

2 days ago | 3,000  

@floridapatriot9776

I had an orange tabby cat as a boy. He was handed to me over the fence in my backyard. I named him Frisky. Frisky grew to be a rather large cat. He attacked everyone but me. My parents had to get rid of him because we were getting complaints from elderly neighbors that frisky would stalk and attack them when they were on their evening strolls around the neighborhood. LMAO! I miss you Frisky! Lil bad a**!

2 days ago (edited) | 835

@jancoescapagrados6538

If the cat is orange, probably likes lasagna and hates Mondays 🧠

2 days ago | 540

@alyssabrown-carleton6173

My neighbor called me once to make sure i was OK because it sounded like a party in my apartment. I had 3 cats and my husband and I were both at work. They were just running around like maniacs

1 day ago | 69

@arzeenine

at least she heard something and actually did something about it. majority of people don't care enough to take time out of their day to help out a stranger.

2 days ago | 530

@Pikaman20008

Honestly I’m glad the neighbor actually reached out to check that they were okay

2 days ago | 478

@Oddity96

Thats so sweet of the neighbor, im sure she's relieved to find it's just a tiny furry menace and not an abusive boyfriend

2 days ago (edited) | 265

@ArcaneAnouki

Owning a cat is a lot like being held hostage by a sociopath. A fuzzy, adorable little sociopath.

2 days ago (edited) | 36

@nebufabu

The most "stop it, that HURTS" cats I knew were both tabbies...

2 days ago | 75

@rocroyalty12

"No... I'm evil kitty." Evil kitty said.

2 days ago | 81

@richcotton4974

I had a neighbor. One morning around three am I awaken to the sound of dishware shattering against the wall and a string of the most foul language I have ever heard come out of any person's mouth let alone a woman's! She had an on again off again boyfriend who I figured she was yelling at and I thought for sure she was gonna get beat, there was no way any person would tolerate being spoken to in that manner, and I was conflicted. What does one do? Intervene? Mind my own? The gist was, "you don't do a damn thing, I pay for everything, I buy the food if you don't like it get the hell out feed your damn self!" (I will not repeat the adjectives she used) just then the door flew open and slammed shut and it was her cat. She was yelling at her cat and she threw him out.

2 days ago | 43