Dionysus: "Oh, okay." The following day Dionysus: signs off as Material Girl Dio & uses a gif of blue sparkles instead Ariadne: "How does that change anything?" Dionysus: "Thena's a stickler for spelling; the Goddess of Spell Check is practically her side job. And she probably thought purple was too girly of a color for me." Ariadne, shrugs: "A sufficient enough argument, my love. Let's see what happens." Later Athena: last seen tapping her forehead against her office desk in rapid succession. Brought to you by Hermes
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He also managed to title the email with a rickroll so that anytime you open an email for him you just get Rick. He managed to also make the video no ads, every time.
3 years ago | 11
So did he listen? Athena: Of course not! He's too drunk! I told you. Athena: And what about you? Why won't you listen to me when I keep telling you to let go of your hate for Persephone? I HAVE GOOD REASONS TO HATE PERSEPHONE! Athena: And I have good reasons to hate my father and yet you don't see me trying to put bullet ants in his throne.
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Open Letter To Athena, Patron of Athens and Goddess of Wisdom and Battle Strategy: Up Yours! Regards, Dionysus
3 years ago | 5
P.S. This is one of three requests, after which, you will be hacked and locked out of your email for at least 3 business days.
3 years ago | 10
Was gonna ask what this means...then I remembered that this was Dionysus
3 years ago | 2
Not be rude to Nyx but She doesn't look very nice so she used the darkness to cover up her features, which makes her beautiful
3 years ago | 0
Aadian at camp half-blood: So Austin decided to do this with his dad. Now I can't rest because he keeps on breaking into my cabin and playing it in my ears. (HE PUT EARPHONES ON MY EARS FOR THIS SO AS NOT TO DISTURB OTHERS) Regardless I would like to throw him off the mountain which spills lava.-Aadian
3 years ago | 0
greency
Greency’s Olympian Updates:
Dionysus, you’re kindly requested to not sign off your emails as “material gworl dio” followed by a 240p gif of purple sparkles.
Regards,
Athena
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