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1 day ago | [YT] | 40,783



@xtanagaming1017

"If we stop doing the tests, there will be no more cases"

1 day ago | 2,800

@PhoenixTranslations

The type of shit he says to the BBC, Reuters, and even Fox.

1 day ago | 2,300

@FrqYgr

Right. Things wouldn't be so expensive if they didn't cost so much.

1 day ago | 350

@DoratTheKiller

Next he'll say he has the best prices, and nobody has prices as great as his

1 day ago | 1,400

@georgeshrinks3039

Finally, someone brave enough to take on Big Price.

1 day ago | 849

@lairheron9489

"Everything's computer"

1 day ago | 463

@stephenhenry1251

Amazing. He figured out the whole problem. What a genius.

1 day ago | 264

@sina_sadeghi

Lore accurate Trump

1 day ago | 950

@CChrist-mh4ml

We gotta lower those prices by at least 300%!

1 day ago | 217

@dbmorton1114

If prices were low, they wouldn’t be so damn high. - Stable Genius and Convicted Felon DJT

1 day ago (edited) | 83

@stringz311

"I've got $19.99 on sale, for $20" 💀

1 day ago | 233

@jomalone5752

“I love prices, I have the best prices.”

1 day ago | 26

@trueriver1950

I don't really know prices but I've heard a lot of bad things about them

1 day ago | 55

@MadGoatHaz

The price of prices is a hoax.

1 day ago | 73

@DarmokAtTanagra

Seriously though, if the prices weren't so high they would be lower

1 day ago | 27

@teejay6063

Wharton must be so proud.

1 day ago | 54

@JohnBrownEye

"Prices? Nobody uses that outdated word anymore. "

1 day ago | 18

@dredgerivers7730

"Receipts are like Covid tests. If they didn't have receipts, grocery numbers wouldn't be going up."

1 day ago | 35

@drunkenhobo8020

Oh that explains everything - he's a Ferrari engineer.

1 day ago | 144

@Sd12sx23

Glad he cleared that up.

1 day ago | 113