The Onion

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-every…

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@sherinameless1618

Megyn thought that she was just saying what everyone was thinking. Sadly, she learned that Matt Gaetz isn't everyone.

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@a.p.2019

"Age ain't nothing but a number." -Megyn R. Kelly

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@tvanddy

Indefensible. Even if they were over 18, they were still trafficked.

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@adewhite731

This needs to be her legacy.

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@squarepondstories3895

Oh Megyn...you'll never get Pam Bondi's job, no matter how low you go in defending Trump. But don't fret, you'll always be remembered......for this.

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@JetskisandMachetes

Megan has broken the glass floor

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@ericbrewerguitar

She joined up with Ted “we need to stop attacking pedophiles” Cruz.

1 week ago | 4,600

@w_handle

It was sick of her to point out the girls abused by Trump and Epstein were all at least 13, as if that makes it ok

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@NoahSpurrier

I’m exhausted from the Onion predicting the future.

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@tewks4458

The fact the new Republican talking point seems to be “cmon guys, 15 isn’t THAT bad” is utterly hilarious.

1 week ago | 526

@ebdgr

Republicans 8 months ago: "Release the Files!" Republicans now: "Protect the 'Philes!"

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@hippopopopotamus

This is satire because they put the word “anxiously” in.

1 week ago | 1,100

@virginiathornton

I have two daughters, one who is 15, and one who was, not too long ago- the thought of a grown man being "interested" in them is horrible, just nauseating.

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@Eepysleepyguy

Age is just a number, just like prison is just a place.

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@thisiscraig

And just like clockwork, conservatives starting to try to normalize PDFs begins.

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@BenMassey-bu9ws

I wonder how her 14 y o daughter feels about Kelly's opinion?

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@johne2404

It sure has been interesting watching The Onion slowly morphing into a real news outlet. Boy, isn't this a great timeline?

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@crobinson2624

People should be asking Republicans if they think that the age of consent should be lowered.

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@connieleighton4375

I wonder if her kids know who Roger is and the connection between their mom and the gross old guy who kept her employed and why

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@KapiteinKrentebol

This reminds me of the Titanic 2 tagline: "Just when you thought it couldn´t sink any deeper...."

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