the most elaborate april fools joke this year, dude deserves a medal
3 years ago | 90
you would be stupid to not take that deal, your practically robbing him.
3 years ago | 28
I like to think Cornelius walks around with a bag on his head with the image shown on the advert being his comprehendible human form and whenever someone pays to see him they’re seeing some sort of lovecraftian entity that they cant comprehend.
3 years ago | 54
I don't see anything wrong with this I think they're really reasonable prices.
3 years ago | 20
Fucking inflation bro, I remember when I could feed him for 20 😡
3 years ago | 40
Bruh, Cornelius is our man with a plan, the chad of this world, and the man who’s never gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you. He’s never gonna make you cry or say goodbye, or even tell a lie and hurt you.
3 years ago | 1
What does Cornelius eat? I want to bring my own food.
3 years ago | 20
Idk man, I wasn't feeling it at first, but with that sale on touching Cornelius, I kinda wanna
3 years ago (edited) | 0
Eduardo PP
Bro who tf is Cornelius and why did he put this poster up 💀
3 years ago | [YT] | 2,038