Geetsly's

1 week ago | [YT] | 12,590



@mitchellgeorge6031

I actually got my girlfriend by saying “Hello there” and she replied with “General Kenobi”

1 week ago (edited) | 780

@GGBlaster

“It’s over, Annie! I have the High Ground™️”

1 week ago | 205

@shadow_entity9191

Me to my imaginary gf who is taller than me: "Obi-Wan has trained you well!"

1 week ago | 429

@Jesada-ly8jn

GF: "You underestimate my power!"

1 week ago | 57

@NoneForAll

"It's over, Mary! I have the High Ground!"

6 days ago | 15

@PerturbedCurbNerd

Me going after tall women “well I suppose Obi Wan schooled Maul from the bottom position so why can’t I?”

6 days ago | 98

@glauberglousger956

Perfect height for headpats

1 week ago | 37

@GrosvnerMcaffrey

I just want a girlfriend period

1 week ago | 40

@danielgoodrich264

Plus if she's mad just put her keys on top of the fridge.

6 days ago | 6

@adrianramirez3529

You got a high point there, up top, high five.

1 week ago | 47

@brinwulf

I'm 25cm taller than my wife - and I never had the high ground in the past 13 years... 😢

1 week ago | 105

@ryanwilson5834

My wife is only slightly shorter than me (I'm 6'1", she's 5'10"), so I still have some high ground even if she is tall

6 days ago | 6

@carlossanchez-us9dl

For me it's inevitable since I'm 1.95 m (6'4 ft) height, so almost every girl I know is shorter than me

6 days ago (edited) | 13

@BlackDiamond2718

When i propose to her: if you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny (throws engagement ring at her)

1 week ago | 8

@neoatlas3364

I married mine so I can always have the high ground.

1 week ago | 14

@joeym5243

I'll always have a use as long as I keep dishes on the top shelf

5 days ago | 2

@Gamingbeyondthenorms

In most situations I already have i high ground nearly 7ft tall 😅

1 week ago | 11

@EbonyVengeance

Short girls are so cute 😌

6 days ago | 7

@CreeperkingHTMC

1. You can look at the cutest lil person in the universe. 2. Giving them Uppies are the best feeling in the world especially for tall people like myself 3. Perfect pillow friend to talk to. 4. Head pats. Self explanatory. 5. Can lift their spirits in two ways. 6. They can get to places you can't sometimes. 7. They're an unstoppable force and you'll figure out why. You get the idea. 😊

6 days ago (edited) | 4

@guardsmanom134

You actually decided that you'd rather have the high ground than be nuts over her. Shame on you. 😂😂

1 week ago | 7