Step 1: Watch CNN and Fox for days on end so you can have loud, angry political arguments with yourself.
3 days ago | 2,100
I always have the same meal. Potatoes with butter, grated parmesan, and hot sauce. Then, I rinse my oesophagus with a pint of tap water and call it a night. That's when I haunt the world as a phantom, taunting the wealthy with visions of Thanksgiving Past, Present, and Future.
3 days ago | 397
This is inaccurate, I don’t see the overflowing ash tray, the half drank liter of bottom shelf gin, or even the scattered mound of Nerds Gummy Clusters lightly moistened by the tears of a 32yr old man, sobbing through that scene from Air Bud where the kid tries to abandon him on that island so that piece of shit clown guy couldn’t harness his basketball skills for nefarious purposes
3 days ago | 85
Here’s to all my lonely YouTube comment friends this year!! 🥂
3 days ago | 106
The best detail is that the beer is half empty and foamy as if it was chugged before any thing else was touched
3 days ago | 31
@dacrabmanthatnobodyaskedfo4071
I'm on on step 7 and i accidentally cut 648 potatoes, do i restart or do i just continue as is?
3 days ago | 117
I think this recipe could only be enhanced by few short burst of manic rage, sadness, and self righteous indignation.
3 days ago (edited) | 11
The Onion
Holiday Cooking For One theonion.com/holiday-cooking-for-one/
3 days ago | [YT] | 10,516