One morning Stalin was walking through streets of Moscow,the sun greeted him "Hello comrade Stalin" Stalin told his marshals that the sun greeted him They didn't believe him so he said "come see it for yourselves" He said hello to sun The sun said "Screw you old idiot" "I'm already in the west,i can say whatever i want" I didn't say it the best so sorry Anyways good luck comrade,God bless you☦️🙏
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Спасибо, товарищ, у меня проблемы с психическим здоровьем, твои шутки помогают мне сохранять спокойствие, да благословит тебя Бог.
2 weeks ago
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"Those who do not miss the Soviet Union have no heart, but those who want it back have no brain" -someone
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A real absurd story from CSSR, or a joke if it makes you laugh, but real none the less. A Journalist comes to a Television assembly plant in Czechoslovakia. He sees everyone diligently working. Hundreds of hands put in the work behind one looong conveyer belt. Here comes the director to report to the visitor that the plant has fulfilled the production plan with 300% efficiency! Unbelievable what hard work achieves! The reporter is surprised, but none the less report is finished people are happy, so he packs his stuff, and ventures out the back door. There he notices that conveyer belt is going further, out one building and into another. He peaks in the other building, and sees the same long conveyer belt, hundreds of workers, taking the TVs apart back into pieces. Excuse me miss, what is this?! Aren't you supposed to assemble them TVs? He stops and questions a random worker, She smiles and replies; "And assemble them we do! No one said we've got to sell them!"
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I got one from Yugoslavia A german doctor, a french doctor and a Yugoslav doctor is discussing who is the best French one says: "I can fix a amputed arm in no second!" German says: "We found a way to cure heart attack" Yugoslav one says: Well, when the partizans were fighting one of us blew up, so we united him back but couldnt find his brain. So we put a cow brain. Now hes a prime minister in Belgrade.
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5 year Plan - No 👎 1 week plan - Yes 👍 (Reference - Soviet 5 year plan
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One day Stalin goes to the Cinema and he says “The comedy was so good, but the clown had a moustache just like mine, shoot him” A scared man rises his hand and says “Comrade Stalin, what if he shaves his moustache off? Stalin says “Good Idea! First shave and then shoot”
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A joke about Romania's unfortunate stereotype (and communism) One day a soviet advisor is sent to Romania, to aid and recruit potential radicals to the communist cause. On the first day he's able to reach one of these groups and is invited to speak at one of their meetings. At the meeting he extolls all the virtues of communism, and how it has far surpassed what the Russian Empire ever did, or ever could do for its inhabitants. But he notices now that the crowd is becoming disinterested and so he asks 'Comrades, what is wrong?'. A crowd member replies 'Well we all like this talk of taking from the rich very much', 'But?', 'Well...how do we make sure we stay in power to continue stealing?'
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Good work, comrade! You are on your track to meeting your quotas! Keep it up and you'll get your standard-issue rations in no time!
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In the 1936 In The Middle of Saint Petersburg, Comrade Stalin was walking like a normal person In The Park, and a person saw Comrade Stalin and said “ Comrade Stalin What’s your opinion about Lenin?” And Comrade Stalin says “Cool.” and 6.741936121 Seconds Later He sends the person to the Gulag For Talking About Lenin. The Persons last words were “Why are you Doing this?” And Comrade Stalin Replied “ Lenin Is Stalin And Stalin is Better than Lenin.”
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Soviet Stories with Yuri
Comrades!
This week I will upload one joke video about communist Romania, one joke video from Czechoslovakia and one fun fact video for Soviet nostalgia .
and most importantly I will announce that surprise I told 2 weeks ago.
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