💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥 Ep. 2 – “The Day I Accidentally Became Rich (in CapCut features)” ☁️ Theme: dumb luck, aesthetic editing, and emotional damage from free trials 😭🎬
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🎞️ Scene 1: Once Upon a Scroll So picture this — it’s 2024. I’m minding my own business, peacefully scrolling through Instagram reels, when suddenly — BOOM. A reel appears:
> “How to get CapCut Pro for FREE 😱🔥”
Me: lol fake. Also me, two seconds later: still clicks the link anyway. 💀 I go through the whole process like a confused tech genius — website, ID, random buttons — still thinking,
> “Haha, this won’t work, right?” 😌
And then I just forget about it. Didn’t even check. Didn’t even care. Just left it like, “Whatever, bro.” 😭
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💅 Scene 2: 2025 — One Year Later Fast forward to today. I’m peacefully editing my K-pop lyrics video on CapCut — yes, the same app I abandoned for InShot, because let’s be honest — InShot matches my ✨vibe✨ better 😌🌷
I just wanted to remove the watermark. That’s it. So I clicked the watermark like, “Eh, maybe I’ll just try—” AND BRO. 💀 IT. ACTUALLY. DISAPPEARED.
No ads. No 30-second torture screen. No “Buy Pro.” Just pure silence and confusion. 😭
Me staring at my screen like: 👁️👄👁️ “Wait… did I just… become rich?” 💅
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💻 Scene 3: The Million-Dollar Discovery I opened my CapCut profile — and there it was. ✨CapCut Pro✨. EXPIRING ON 26TH NOVEMBER. Bro. I had it FOR A WHOLE YEAR and didn’t even notice. 😭😭😭
Meanwhile, 2024-me was out there editing aesthetic clips on InShot, struggling with transitions like a peasant — and 2025-me just unlocked her editing millionaire arc accidentally 💀
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😩 Scene 4: The Existential Crisis I literally sat there staring at my screen like,
> “So… I had CapCut Pro this whole time???” My brain: buffering. My soul: offended. My luck: suspiciously hilarious. 😭
Now I only have 26 days to live my Pro life before it vanishes into thin air like my motivation during exams 💀📉
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💅 Mood Meter: IQ – 0% Luck – 100% Realization speed – too late 😭 Editing energy – ✨main character unlocked✨
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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day: Sometimes life doesn’t give you signs — it gives you a whole Pro subscription and waits for you to notice a year later 💀💗
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🖤 End of Episode 2 Next episode? Maybe I’ll discover I’ve been secretly subscribed to Netflix Premium too 😭📺
𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚💋
💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 2 – “The Day I Accidentally Became Rich (in CapCut features)”
☁️ Theme: dumb luck, aesthetic editing, and emotional damage from free trials 😭🎬
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
🎞️ Scene 1: Once Upon a Scroll
So picture this — it’s 2024.
I’m minding my own business, peacefully scrolling through Instagram reels, when suddenly —
BOOM. A reel appears:
> “How to get CapCut Pro for FREE 😱🔥”
Me: lol fake.
Also me, two seconds later: still clicks the link anyway. 💀
I go through the whole process like a confused tech genius — website, ID, random buttons — still thinking,
> “Haha, this won’t work, right?” 😌
And then I just forget about it.
Didn’t even check. Didn’t even care. Just left it like, “Whatever, bro.” 😭
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
💅 Scene 2: 2025 — One Year Later
Fast forward to today.
I’m peacefully editing my K-pop lyrics video on CapCut — yes, the same app I abandoned for InShot, because let’s be honest — InShot matches my ✨vibe✨ better 😌🌷
I just wanted to remove the watermark. That’s it.
So I clicked the watermark like, “Eh, maybe I’ll just try—”
AND BRO. 💀
IT. ACTUALLY. DISAPPEARED.
No ads.
No 30-second torture screen.
No “Buy Pro.”
Just pure silence and confusion. 😭
Me staring at my screen like:
👁️👄👁️ “Wait… did I just… become rich?” 💅
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
💻 Scene 3: The Million-Dollar Discovery
I opened my CapCut profile — and there it was.
✨CapCut Pro✨.
EXPIRING ON 26TH NOVEMBER.
Bro.
I had it FOR A WHOLE YEAR and didn’t even notice. 😭😭😭
Meanwhile, 2024-me was out there editing aesthetic clips on InShot, struggling with transitions like a peasant —
and 2025-me just unlocked her editing millionaire arc accidentally 💀
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
😩 Scene 4: The Existential Crisis
I literally sat there staring at my screen like,
> “So… I had CapCut Pro this whole time???”
My brain: buffering.
My soul: offended.
My luck: suspiciously hilarious. 😭
Now I only have 26 days to live my Pro life before it vanishes into thin air like my motivation during exams 💀📉
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💅 Mood Meter:
IQ – 0%
Luck – 100%
Realization speed – too late 😭
Editing energy – ✨main character unlocked✨
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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
Sometimes life doesn’t give you signs — it gives you a whole Pro subscription and waits for you to notice a year later 💀💗
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🖤 End of Episode 2
Next episode? Maybe I’ll discover I’ve been secretly subscribed to Netflix Premium too 😭📺
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