I’m never going to say something this mainstream and white-standup-comedian-y again I promise but WHY do all the cooking youtubers do that thing where they hold the microphone up to their mouth and then bite the crunchy food? It’s been 7 YEARS since that was cool. JOSHUA WEISSMAN WAS DOING THAT WHEN SOME OF THESE YOUTUBE SHORTS POSEURS WERE IN MIDDLESCHOOL. It’s OLD now. It’s TIRED. STOP. If you NEED to illustrate how crispy something is, scrape a knife against it and at least PRETEND you have class. Do you have any idea the number of grown men on my homepage that are posing with french fries hanging from their lips? ONE would be pushing it. It is time for the culture to move on from “crispy is king” and on to “mushy is monarch”. Where are all the sludge enjoyers? We need to start the porridge fad. I should become the first viral oatmeal creator. The first rice and beans influencer. Man, influencer kinda sounds like some sort of mage title, like if social media didn’t exist and I told you that I was a rice and beans influencer, you would probably think that I make rice and beans move with my mind or something. But NO. We have to deal with 500 viral recipes for FRENCH FRIES. A food ANYONE can get if they are willing to walk 10 minutes away from their house. For CHEAPER than making it at home. What do you mean you boil the potatoes and then fry them? Some people boil them, freeze them, and THEN fry them. HOURS wasted. Like I get it if you can’t eat normal french fries for some reason but otherwise I am coming for you
Stirrcrazy
I’m never going to say something this mainstream and white-standup-comedian-y again I promise but WHY do all the cooking youtubers do that thing where they hold the microphone up to their mouth and then bite the crunchy food? It’s been 7 YEARS since that was cool. JOSHUA WEISSMAN WAS DOING THAT WHEN SOME OF THESE YOUTUBE SHORTS POSEURS WERE IN MIDDLESCHOOL. It’s OLD now. It’s TIRED. STOP. If you NEED to illustrate how crispy something is, scrape a knife against it and at least PRETEND you have class. Do you have any idea the number of grown men on my homepage that are posing with french fries hanging from their lips? ONE would be pushing it. It is time for the culture to move on from “crispy is king” and on to “mushy is monarch”. Where are all the sludge enjoyers? We need to start the porridge fad. I should become the first viral oatmeal creator. The first rice and beans influencer. Man, influencer kinda sounds like some sort of mage title, like if social media didn’t exist and I told you that I was a rice and beans influencer, you would probably think that I make rice and beans move with my mind or something. But NO. We have to deal with 500 viral recipes for FRENCH FRIES. A food ANYONE can get if they are willing to walk 10 minutes away from their house. For CHEAPER than making it at home. What do you mean you boil the potatoes and then fry them? Some people boil them, freeze them, and THEN fry them. HOURS wasted. Like I get it if you can’t eat normal french fries for some reason but otherwise I am coming for you
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