I feel guilty even when I do nothing wrong. One time I got stopped for tags (yes it used to be a thing). Cop asks for my license and proof of insurance. So I pull out three insurance cards and my license. And then I said “oh wait!” And pulled out four more insurance cards out of my school notebook. He laughed and said “you might want to throw some away”. I said “I can’t because they all overlap and I never know which one is current”. He laughed again and said “well I still need you to have tags on your license updated”. So I said “oh wait!” And I pulled my new tags out of the glove compartment. He laughed and said “you do know they are supposed to be on your license plate?”. I said “yes sir. I just forgot.” He thanked me for making his day and let me off with a verbal admonishment.
3 months ago | 138
then the cop makes a u-turn and is pulling up behind you lol
3 months ago | 378
No Matter You Walking Or Driving, When They Make That U-Turn You Know You Done😂
3 months ago (edited) | 139
The Cop Knows. He's just a Very Patient Man. If he wants you Arrested, You'll Know.😁
3 months ago | 38
Sad, you should feel protected, you are essentially paying his pay.
3 months ago | 3
Father God please watch over and keep our men and women in uniform safe and doing right in your eyes, thank you for our awesome and brave souls that are willing to put their lives in danger to protect us and the constitution ❤ in Jesus name amen 🙏
3 months ago | 8
Only if driving excessively over the speed limit - 10+ mph in a 45. To see if he moves fr his resting state! In traffic -- no F**king WAY I'm zooming past u dude; but can you PLEASE do all of your traveling companions a solid & turn down a side street -- PLEASE!!! Sir/Madam! We've got places to go, people to see & things to get done dammit! WE ARE DRIVING SAFELY - just "a little" excellerated on a street that had NO BUSINESS being a 45. It's a local street 4 lane "mini hiway" and I'm zoned in cruz mode is all sir!!!! You can't be in Cruz mode @ 45 mph! OK!!! Where do I sent the fine to? 😅😅
3 months ago | 9
passing a cop is anxiety inducing, even when you aren't doing anything wrong, lmao. i prefer to fall back a bit 🤏🏾 now, the cop and i are both going 64mph in the 65mph (and i think they do it to make us sweat)
3 months ago | 7
I did this one night. A cop pulled out from a side street and got right up on my bumper. I spent so much time being paranoid and staring in my mirror, I didn't notice I had drifted to the white line. 🤦♀️ Ended up getting pulled over for "driving on the white line." Luckily he just gave me a warning.
3 months ago | 1
Cop Humor
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