Orochimaru is the only person on this list who actually gave up his Evil ways and actually changed for the better. It's an easy choice
8 months ago | 418
U know it's messed up when safest option is Orochimaru 💀
8 months ago | 383
Tucker just a guy. If any of them did decide to do some shit to me, I'd at least be able to do something against Tucker.
8 months ago | 36
Well I don't have any special traits or generics Orochimaru will be interested in. If we go by Boruto then Orochimaru is actually quite the nice person than most realise
8 months ago | 84
Orochimaru (assuming I’m not the target) would actually probably be a decent babysitter, course if he was actually willing to babysit somebody it’s probably because they are the target.
8 months ago | 95
Orochimaru in Boruto is actually a loving parent, who only wants the best for his children. He changed his ways, and actually was afraid that his children might turn out evil because of his past self. Even though his presence could make you nervous, he’s easily the best option here.
8 months ago | 1
Orochimaru lol. Hisoka gonna touch me, Mahito gonna turn me to play dough, and Shou gonna make me a dog, literally.
8 months ago | 5
Ororchimaru is actually chilll in boruto and it’s funny cuz he’s a better mom/dad then Naruto and sasuke lmao
8 months ago | 6
I would rather die then having any of them as my babysitter but orochimaru is the best option here unexpectedly 💀
8 months ago | 0
Orochimaru easily, he changed to be a way better person than others here plus I am not an Uchiha or someone with super generics
8 months ago | 35
You won't be your parents child after they return if they hired Shou Tucker 🗿
8 months ago (edited) | 0
Tucker: Do experiments. Hisoka: Anime Diddy. Mahito: Turn you into a curse. If this is boruto orichimaru, then he is the safest option, but if this is akatsuki orichimaru, then u are all cooked no matter what option u pick.
6 months ago | 0
So basically you want to be a labrat of a snake, a prey, a human abomination or be fused with a dog 💀💀. Nah I would rather be alo
8 months ago | 57
It’s shou tucker and it’s not close I just want to say first what tucker did was inexcusable evil and disgusting however… he felt like he was forced to in order to keep his alchemy license in this scenario I don’t think he would but under that pressure so I am pretty certain I would be safe
8 months ago | 1
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Your parents are going out but they hired a babysitter to look after you.. you look up and it’s…
8 months ago | [YT] | 800